Foo - I can be your girlfriend...

Just sayin ... :D

Just sayin ... :D

can you be my trusty sidekick?

My wife is probably going to nix this, but sure, sounds good.

Sounds good to me. I'm single ;)

Does this mean she is cheating on one of us already?

Does this mean she is cheating on one of us already?

LOL, but sadly wrong. :D

You might be a little late with your offer where I'm concerned...:p But it looks like you've got plenty of other suitors Tude!;)

How you doin?

pic?

Of Skinny? He just posted it in the men's thread.

can you be my trusty sidekick?

comes with a mask

http://www.xtremedesignfx.com/jbirdmaskbutton.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000005IU1.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

I wanna be your dog?

I'm taking applications. I'd be happy to look over yours.

I like to schedule the initial interview over dinner, and then a practical interview that night. Expect the interview to take about one and a half hours and the practical taking about 5 hours.

Just sayin ... :D

Do you like riding bikes? :love:

What's really important - if so, are you faster than me?

If the answer is yes, I don't need no stinkin woman that drops me :lol:

You ride a bike for transportation, and from what I've seen in my town that simply does not happen. Therefore you must not really exist, sadly. :p

I'd like a defiition of the term "girlfreind" before I commit to anything.

I'm taking applications. I'd be happy to look over yours.

I like to schedule the initial interview over dinner, and then a practical interview that night. Expect the interview to take about one and a half hours and the practical taking about 5 seconds.

Fixed.

Do I win? I think I live the closest!?!??!?!

I'll take it!

How are you at popping pimples on someone's back?

How are you at popping pimples on someone's back?

with or without vise grips?

with or without vise grips?

Oh, I figured you were a pro...I was wondering about Tude.

Oh, I figured you were a pro...I was wondering about Tude.

for the right john, errr uh, clientele, I will work pro bono, baby.

for the right john, errr uh, clientele, I will work pro bono, baby.

Work on that sexy leather armadillo outfit.

Fixed.

Thank you. I forgot I'm getting ready for time trials.

You ride a bike for transportation, and from what I've seen in my town that simply does not happen. Therefore you must not really exist, sadly. :p

Oh hella yeah. The bike - one of them anyway - is designated commuter. :) And actually I discovered that this winter has done a job on my lil Rockhopper - new 1 year ago. Replaced brake pads tonight, full assembly will most likely be replaced this Fall (that one stupid cheap arse part that rots on it), plus a couple other things, sigh, next paycheck. Tonight however was prepping the roadie for 1st voyage on Saturday. Haven't touched the roadie since basically Spring of last year as I've been on the mtb.

I'm so torn between both worlds :D

But anyway, can I still be your girlfriend? :D

Do I win? I think I live the closest!?!??!?!

nope.

Just sayin ... :D

Doesn't do me any good ... you're on the wrong coast.

Hey Toots, what are you doin poaching in my territory! I am the only girlfriend these boys (and girls) need, dambit!

OK, there's only one way to settle this...nekkid mud wrasslin at high noon, winner gets Foo!

http://www.chipcom.net/pvt/chip2to4.jpg

What would foo be without a little Chipcom in the morning!?:p

What would foo be without a little Chipcom in the morning!?:p

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

What would foo be without a little Chipcom in the morning!?:p

Better?

But anyway, can I still be your girlfriend? :D

I don't see why not. Since you can't exist I suppose that's no different than my imaginary girlfriend. :p

Chipcom's kind of a butterface. :( Still pretty hot, though.