Jokes & Humor - Santa's on his way!

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Falchoon
12-09-03, 05:06 PM
Santa is one of us!
HeadlessTompson
12-09-03, 07:22 PM
cute :D I like them
Bikedud
12-10-03, 10:41 AM
Thanks. I just sent them to everyone in our club with Christmas Wishes.
Santa Claus
12-10-03, 01:22 PM
Do you think the second picture makes my butt look big?
montlake_mtbkr
12-10-03, 03:20 PM
:roflmao: Oh that's classic!
Hey Santa, I want a new XTR wheelset and a Fox TALAS fork for christmas!
megaman
12-12-03, 10:12 PM
Do you think the second picture makes my butt look big?
The last time my wife asked that I ran out the front door so fast I had to replace the windows in my house!
i need santa need to be fitted to the bike..
apparently, standover height(of the bike he's riding) is too much..
santa, I would like a Campy chorus gruppo this christmas.. and maybe a some XT disc brakes, if its not too much. thanks..
dex
pitboss
12-13-03, 12:05 AM
Do you think the second picture makes my butt look big?
No, your gigantic butt looks big all on its own. No help needed!
MERRY XMASS
Do you think the second picture makes my butt look big?
no, don't be silly.... it's just the bike isn't wide enough..
MsVicki
12-14-03, 11:54 PM
From this looks of this picture, Santa might not be going anywhere!
Zub Zub
12-15-03, 02:00 AM
I must say santa is very large.....
MsVicki
12-19-03, 09:51 PM
Test your naughty or nice rating!
http://www.claus.com/naughtyornice/index.shtml
Here is mine:
Ms Vicki
"Nice" with a few naughty marks for excess TV. Also had a tough month back in February, but has shown real "nice" effort ever since. Beware of not cleaning up kitchen messes and forgetting to say "thank you." Very nice job of kissing everyone "good night."
:D
MsVicki
12-25-03, 01:05 AM
The North American Aerospace Defence Command (NORAD) tracks Santa's path to us on Christmas Eve.
To track Santa using NORAD:
http://www.noradsanta.com/english/home/index.html
I need to keep an eye out for him this year because of that big load of coal he is going to leave me!
rustypelican
01-04-04, 02:43 AM
Test your naughty or nice rating!
http://www.claus.com/naughtyornice/index.shtml
Here is mine:
Ms Vicki
"Nice" with a few naughty marks for excess TV. Also had a tough month back in February, but has shown real "nice" effort ever since. Beware of not cleaning up kitchen messes and forgetting to say "thank you." Very nice job of kissing everyone "good night."
:D
Mine was
Rusty Pelican
"Nice" and getting better all the time! Has shown great improvement with manners and cleaning up the bedroom. A good friend who usually gives good advice. Still has a naughty tendency to leave socks on the floor. Could clean better behind ears and between toes. Is that lint in that belly button? Let's keep working hard!
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