Foo - Gah - wtf happened to Carrot Top?

http://wowee.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/carrottop_fugly.jpg

http://lightscameracaption.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/cut-carrot-top.jpg

he spent too much time in the gym and got fat.

Ewww what's up with them arms??

Or do you mean the makeup?

He got tired of Pee Wee Herman kicking his ass.

http://lightscameracaption.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/cut-carrot-top.jpg

What if that's a normal-sized day pack? :lol:

he spent too much time in the gym and got fat.

no that was me. :D

He's ripped - but freaky looking. HGH = bad.

Ewww what's up with them arms??

Or do you mean the makeup?

yes.

there's a media ban on covering red headed step children in Europe, who is he anyway?

Got it. Implants. Yep. Fakies.

Well at least he didn't do THIS:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-487039/Artist-implants-ear-arm.html

http://themishmash.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/30/0928_carrot_top_3reveal_wi_fm_2.jpg

Ewwwww --- I googled up some images (and then my computer crashed - hehe think his pics did it?) - and the comments about his pics range from WTF to making a statement about him being an alien to "which tv personalities use steroids".

Interesting - here's several comments focused on describing his shoulder bumps are the result of shooting steroids directly into the muscle - they go on to name the steroid that he's been accused of using.

Ick.


fugly man (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp0.blogger.com/_fTT9xlgZ9CU/RwJjM0cB_-I/AAAAAAAAAWA/n6CzHD57JL8/s400/CarrotTop3.jpg&imgrefurl=http://daviddust.blogspot.com/2007/10/carrot-top-is-space-alien.html&h=400&w=300&sz=35&hl=en&start=9&sig2=rbciCcOi9qyIYUGDoYdsKw&um=1&tbnid=qfY9zcnhyi2W9M:&tbnh=124&tbnw=93&ei=oT00SNqTJ6baeqHT9eoN&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcarrot%2Btop%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26channel%3Ds%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)

there's a media ban on covering red headed step children in Europe, who is he anyway?

Some people say he's a comedian. IMO you have to actually be funny to be considered that.

Some people say he's a comedian. IMO you have to actually be funny to be considered that.

Funny looking must count for something.

He drank in my bar after one of his shows in Athens, GA.

Egotistical does not even come close.
The EWC wrastlers were a much more pleasant group, better tippers too.

Funny was watching Carrot Top be shot down by coed after coed. He left angry.

<in a sissy voice> "He's got pretty nails."

This guy needs to be punched in his face with an 80s Mike Tyson uppercut.

Actually it looks like he's injected Synthol into his shoulders.


Google it and look at some images. Sick!

Funny was watching Carrot Top be shot down by coed after coed. He left angry.

"But I'm Carrot Top!"

"Exactly."

Some people say he's a comedian. IMO you have to actually be funny to be considered that.
He's not a comedian, he's a prop comic. He doesn't write material or jokes, he's buys them at Walmart.

He was in a club in Charlotte one night - during his golden days. He came up to me and said he liked my watch. I took it off and punched him in the face with it.

Only part of that was true.
The watch was sweet, though.

I thought he joined the US Olympic snowboarding team. :innocent:

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/shaun-white-mercedes-benz-fashion-week-spring-2008-calvin-klein-underwear-25th-anniversary-celebration-1WV4zG.jpg

Shawn has tremendous talent - and I hear pretty good lawyers too. :p :D


I thought he joined the US Olympic snowboarding team. :innocent:

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/shaun-white-mercedes-benz-fashion-week-spring-2008-calvin-klein-underwear-25th-anniversary-celebration-1WV4zG.jpg

Ewwwww --- I googled up some images (and then my computer crashed - hehe think his pics did it?) - and the comments about his pics range from WTF to making a statement about him being an alien to "which tv personalities use steroids".

Interesting - here's several comments focused on describing his shoulder bumps are the result of shooting steroids directly into the muscle - they go on to name the steroid that he's been accused of using.

Ick.


fugly man (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp0.blogger.com/_fTT9xlgZ9CU/RwJjM0cB_-I/AAAAAAAAAWA/n6CzHD57JL8/s400/CarrotTop3.jpg&imgrefurl=http://daviddust.blogspot.com/2007/10/carrot-top-is-space-alien.html&h=400&w=300&sz=35&hl=en&start=9&sig2=rbciCcOi9qyIYUGDoYdsKw&um=1&tbnid=qfY9zcnhyi2W9M:&tbnh=124&tbnw=93&ei=oT00SNqTJ6baeqHT9eoN&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcarrot%2Btop%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26channel%3Ds%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)

Just an fyi, its not a steroid. No steroid does that. Steroids get absorbed into the system and spread out through the system. Thats simply synthol. Kind of like temporary implants :)

Just an fyi, its not a steroid. No steroid does that. Steroids get absorbed into the system and spread out through the system. Thats simply synthol. Kind of like temporary implants :)

Oh - eww. Guess he wanted to look "good" that day.

Growth Hormone much??

He is working on becoming the next Guv-a-nah of California.

why are stars always nuts? he did something wrong there.

It's not always the stars....:rolleyes: *ahem!* :thumb:

Those shoulders are gnarly....eww. He's clearly a little bit whacky in the head...maybe all that hair drains the blood away from his brain?

Yeah, I was going to say that the term star doesn't necessarily apply... perhaps there is a better term for the marginally well known.

He perhaps shares a disease with Michael Jackson. One that forces him to want to look as different as possible from his former self.

Gah - wtf happened to Carrot Top?

Uh, he still sucks?

http://www.poprock80s.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/carrottop.jpg

eww

He looks like a roided clown in the first pic. Isn't there some kind of law against having your hair like that?

geeze - what is he lifting weights naked in that last pic?

Almost looks like he shaves, huh Ravenmore? AND LOOK!! He has THO's!!

His skin is all pixelated....ewwww

Those shoulders are gnarly....eww. He's clearly a little bit whacky in the head...maybe all that hair drains the blood away from his brain?

Synthol

geeze - what is he lifting weights naked in that last pic?No

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t75/pedalforce/CarrotTop.jpg

No

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t75/pedalforce/CarrotTop.jpg

Just lifting them ugly.

*rolls eyes* I want to say thanks in advance for the nightmares I will have tonight...