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hos13
05-22-08, 07:50 AM
Admit your bad deed here and increase your Karma.


ModoVincere
05-22-08, 07:50 AM
Admit your bad deed here and increase your Karma.

I ran over a............

















squirrel...but he was already dead.

hos13
05-22-08, 07:58 AM
One of our kittens crawled up on the spare tire of my van. It jumped out while I was driving and I saw it rolling down the road. I never told my wife.

I feel better now, bring on the good Karma.


Siu Blue Wind
05-22-08, 08:07 AM
I'm an angel. I have no bad deeds.

hos13
05-22-08, 08:14 AM
I'm an angel. I have no bad deeds.

It is good to know you are not lacking humility. :D

jsharr
05-22-08, 08:18 AM
I banned Hos13

Siu Blue Wind
05-22-08, 08:21 AM
It is good to know you are not lacking humility. :D

What?? My mom said I was her angel and my mommy never lied. Hmmph. :notamused:

ModoVincere
05-22-08, 08:23 AM
What?? My mom said I was her angel and my mommy never lied. Hmmph. :notamused:

Not all angels were good :rolleyes: :innocent:

hos13
05-22-08, 08:23 AM
I banned Hos13

indeed, a very bad deed.

jsharr
05-22-08, 08:24 AM
hey, how are you still posting?

hos13
05-22-08, 08:25 AM
Not all angels were good :rolleyes: :innocent:

Some are great (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wx6t11D99tA)

hos13
05-22-08, 08:26 AM
hey, how are you still posting?

your blue star is broken :D

Siu Blue Wind
05-22-08, 08:29 AM
Not all angels were good :rolleyes: :innocent:

WHAT???? :eek:






:notamused:

jsharr
05-22-08, 08:29 AM
siu, you try banning him now, mkay?

ModoVincere
05-22-08, 08:31 AM
WHAT???? :eek:






:notamused:

Well, to be honest, some of the best times I have had were when the angels were acting like devils. :D

coasting
05-22-08, 08:31 AM
how comes some mods have more stars than others? Is it like medals for bravery?

substructure
05-22-08, 08:32 AM
I'm an f'ed up individual.

Tude
05-22-08, 08:32 AM
Hmmmmm. Which of the many shall I admit too....... :D

OK, today - I ran thru the outside doors - not realizing someone was behind me and the door slammed on his ... wheelchair :(, but I realized my error and wedged him out from the door and casing, but he was not happy with me.

and so I wheel my bike into the elevator and I'm late and ... and the doors are about to close and I hear this tiny voice from WAAAAY across the building "hold the door", and so I stop the doors from closing once - but this person is on her cell phone, taking her sweet time .... and so I let the doors close.

And the day is young ...

I think I'm going to accumulate LOTS of karma today!!

hos13
05-22-08, 08:35 AM
how comes some mods have more stars than others? Is it like medals for bravery?

It's a class system set up by Forum Communists Party. Or it could be the difference between a Mod and an Admin.

hos13
05-22-08, 08:37 AM
Hmmmmm. Which of the many shall I admit too....... :D

OK, today - I ran thru the outside doors - not realizing someone was behind me and the door slammed on his ... wheelchair :(, but I realized my error and wedged him out from the door and casing, but he was not happy with me.

and so I wheel my bike into the elevator and I'm late and ... and the doors are about to close and I hear this tiny voice from WAAAAY across the building "hold the door", and so I stop the doors from closing once - but this person is on her cell phone, taking her sweet time .... and so I let the doors close.

And the day is young ...

I think I'm going to accumulate LOTS of karma today!!

Way too go Tude, keep the :trainwreck: going

dipy911
05-22-08, 08:38 AM
I set up the video poker machines around me at the casino to autohold cards. People sit down and don't know and unhold the correct cards. Ha ha ha :) I only tell the non-smokers how to turn it off.


"hold the door" NO!!!! (Schadenfreude)

jsharr
05-22-08, 08:39 AM
how comes some mods have more stars than others? Is it like medals for bravery?

http://www.bikeforums.net/showgroups.php

Adminstrators have more starriness than moderators.

hos13
05-22-08, 08:39 AM
siu, you try banning him now, mkay?

remember SIU is an angel.

ModoVincere
05-22-08, 08:40 AM
remember SIU is an angel.

So was Lucifer. :rolleyes:

jsharr
05-22-08, 08:40 AM
Angel of Death hopefully.:innocent:

hos13
05-22-08, 08:42 AM
So was Lucifer. :rolleyes:

New twist, good point.

Tude
05-22-08, 08:45 AM
http://www.bikeforums.net/showgroups.php

Adminstrators have more starriness than moderators.

Wow! :( Now I really feel inadequate!!! Leaving now, off to see if I can spill some coffee on someone, rip off a pen or two or maybe I'll just go take the elevator and hit every button and get off. Something has to cheer me up.

hos13
05-22-08, 08:47 AM
Wow! :( Now I really feel inadequate!!! Leaving now, off to see if I can spill some coffee on someone, rip off a pen or two or maybe I'll just go take the elevator and hit every button and get off. Something has to cheer me up.

don't forget to lock all the bathroom stall doors. Other then that you are off to a very good "Bad Deed" day.

ModoVincere
05-22-08, 08:47 AM
Wow! :( Now I really feel inadequate!!! Leaving now, off to see if I can spill some coffee on someone, rip off a pen or two or maybe I'll just go take the elevator and hit every button and get off. Something has to cheer me up.

maybe if you saw thru the safety cables on the elevators, then take them to the top floor and say 3/4's through the main cable. Then hit the fire alarm...should be entertaining.

Siu Blue Wind
05-22-08, 08:48 AM
siu, you try banning him now, mkay?

Okay. He's banned. :thumb:

Siu Blue Wind
05-22-08, 08:49 AM
don't forget to lock all the bathroom stall doors. Other then that you are off to a very good "Bad Deed" day.

No no no. Don't lock the bathroom doors!! Hide the toilet paper!! :D

Tude
05-22-08, 08:51 AM
maybe if you saw thru the safety cables on the elevators, then take them to the top floor and say 3/4's through the main cable. Then hit the fire alarm...should be entertaining.

hehe - we don't mess around with these 90 yr old elevators - they make strange sounds. Grating noises accompanied with jiggles and lurches ... and people are regularly getting stuck in them.

Tude
05-22-08, 08:53 AM
Okay. He's banned. :thumb:

But WAIT!! Can I give it a go??

Remember who you're dealing with here ... http://www.artpoker.net/EmoticonsImages/witch.gif - that plus my measily red star should be enough to do the trick!

Wordbiker
05-22-08, 08:54 AM
Due to the lesser value of the dollar in today's market, the management regrets to inform you that the price for dirty deeds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t_adH2CHXU&feature=related) has gone up...

jsharr
05-22-08, 08:55 AM
so are they now just cheap instead of dirt cheap?

hos13
05-22-08, 08:57 AM
hehe - we don't mess around with these 90 yr old elevators - they make strange sounds. Grating noises accompanied with jiggles and lurches ... and people are regularly getting stuck in them.

You must work here (http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=489801)

jsharr
05-22-08, 09:01 AM
hehe - we don't mess around with these 90 yr old elevators - they make strange sounds. Grating noises accompanied with jiggles and lurches ... and people are regularly getting stuck in them.

sounds a lot like my garbage disposal:innocent:

CliftonGK1
05-22-08, 10:10 AM
Maybe not "bad" as such, but probably unnecessarily harsh retribution for the circumstances:

A guy in our apartment complex blocked my fiancee from getting into her car by parking in the painted lines in front of the wheelchair ramp, about 8" from her car. She's mobility challenged, so this was a problem. He came out before the towing company showed up, and when she explained the situation of his parking illegally and blocking her access, he told her it's not his fault that there was noplace else to park.
She spoke with the apartment managers, and they did not have his license plate in their tenant database. There is a clause in the lease that states you must have a parking tag for your vehicle (even guests.) There is another clause stating that "guests" are not allowed longer than a 14 day stay without special exception from the management (yes, there are a lot of rules where I live. That's not the point.)

Skip to 4 weeks later. Recovering from majour knee surgery but finally (barely) mobile again someone else blocks her car. As she's discussing (rather heatedly) the concept of illegal parking, blocking h'cap access, etc. the guy who had blocked her in previously appears on his balcony. Laughing, and filming her with his cell phone, saying "Oh keep going. This is hilarious... I'm taping this <expletive>."

**Fiancee manages to keep me from going upstairs and throwing him off his balcony.**

Skip to 40 minutes later. King County sheriff's deputy arrives at our door (per request.) Because he has multiple h'cap parking violations on record (not only at our complex, but other locations) and it's not his first incedent involving my fiancee, his stunt with the camera has him facing malicious harassment charges. Since he's not on the lease but has been living in the apartment for more than 5 weeks, the lease holder is being evicted. Turns out neither one of the guys living there is on the lease. One of them is tending the apartment for his sister while she's away on extended vacation. The lease specifically states you are responsible for the actions of your guests, and you are not allowed to sublet your apartment, and that any extended stay guests must be registered with the management. (Fail on all 3 counts)

Do I feel bad about the fact that she'll be receiving a phone call while she's on vacation, saying "your stuff will be available for pick up at Public Storage unit NNNN when you return. Your lease has been terminated"? Not really.
Do I feel bad about this guy getting charged with a Class C Felony over what initially started as a parking violation? Not really.

Does taking it this far qualify as a "bad" deed, even though it's been done with the law on our side?

Siu Blue Wind
05-22-08, 10:19 AM
No it does not. It's tough cookies for him. He didn't follow ANY of the rules while you did. He is not even supposed to be there. He is ruining the quality of life for your fiancee at HER place of residence.

This is not a bad deed at all. You FAIL :p

You need to post a REAL bad deed here. Try again. :D

Tude
05-22-08, 10:32 AM
No it does not. It's tough cookies for him. He didn't follow ANY of the rules while you did. He is not even supposed to be there. He is ruining the quality of life for your fiancee at HER place of residence.

This is not a bad deed at all. You FAIL :p

You need to post a REAL bad deed here. Try again. :D

Yup, not a bad deed. You need some work on those bad deeds, may I suggest this to help ...

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3065/baddeedsgo3.png

CliftonGK1
05-22-08, 10:51 AM
You need to post a REAL bad deed here. Try again. :D

OK, fine.

When I divorced, things settled in my favour (no alimony, etc.) While I could have been nice about it, I left my ex working a $7.50/hr dead end job with no health insurance. She's an insulin dependent diabetic who has to test 6 times daily.

hos13
05-22-08, 10:56 AM
I tried to hit jsharr with my car but ended up hitting someone name Jsharr instead, details. But I still feel good about it, I'm sure someone wanted that person hit anyway.

UnsafeAlpine
05-22-08, 11:41 AM
I prayed to the gods to have jsharr removed as a super moderator, whatever that means :innocent:

or is that a good deed? :(

coasting
05-22-08, 01:58 PM
It's a class system set up by Forum Communists Party. Or it could be the difference between a Mod and an Admin.

So comrade Tom is a member of the politbureau and comrad jsharr is just in charge of the collective farm...got it

Tude
05-22-08, 02:07 PM
So comrade Tom is a member of the politbureau and comrad jsharr is just in charge of the collective farm...got it

LOL

ModoVincere
05-22-08, 02:09 PM
So comrade Tom is a member of the politbureau and comrad jsharr is just in charge of the collective farm...got it

yep...its the Bull****s revolution of 2008! All bull****s (bolsheviks) should report to P&R immediately.

Ritehsedad
05-22-08, 02:13 PM
I'm an angel. I have no bad deeds.

:roflmao2:

fuzzbox
05-23-08, 12:34 AM
Hmmm, I can't think of one to share. . . things like this ruin my e-image.

FlyingAnchor
05-23-08, 07:37 PM
I ate a balut once.

Wordbiker
05-23-08, 07:42 PM
I ate a balut once.

Killer munchies?