cyclingshane73
12-11-03, 07:36 AM
I had a good chuckle over these. Looks like Chris ain't the only one getting coal this year. :D
Jokes & Humor - More Christmas funnies. Warning! May offend some.
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cyclingshane73
12-11-03, 07:38 AM
Here's one more...
MsVicki
12-11-03, 02:39 PM
Uh-oh!
MsVicki
12-11-03, 02:42 PM
This one makes me chuckle!
MsVicki
12-11-03, 02:44 PM
The stockings are hung!
cyclingshane73
12-12-03, 12:59 AM
Glad to see I'm not the only one with a warped sense of humour. :D
MsVicki
12-12-03, 07:07 AM
Glad to see I'm not the only one with a warped sense of humour. :D
Hehe...I liked Santa's face in the kink jpg.
:roflmao:
Hehe...I liked Santa's face in the kink jpg.
:roflmao:
Santa Claus
12-12-03, 12:33 PM
You'd think that a guy who says "**! **! **!" all the time would have a sense of humor about himself.
You'd be wrong.
Stiffee_Shane and MsVicki are now on the "Naughty" list. I **-**-hope you like coal!
You'd be wrong.
Stiffee_Shane and MsVicki are now on the "Naughty" list. I **-**-hope you like coal!
rockymtn_girl
12-12-03, 11:56 PM
Stiffee_Shane and MsVicki are now on the "Naughty" list. I **-**-hope you like coal!
This sounds like something this guy would say! ;)
This sounds like something this guy would say! ;)
jacob
12-16-03, 01:38 AM
Go and test that O Rourke for O Rourke, also, while your atit.
jacob
12-16-03, 02:36 PM
ok i get it now...
it is time to use these as clip art for my computer.
Jacob
it is time to use these as clip art for my computer.
Jacob
Lady Jane
12-17-03, 10:20 PM
ok i get it now...
it is time to use these as clip art for my computer.
Jacob
Time for the old ignore button!
it is time to use these as clip art for my computer.
Jacob
Time for the old ignore button!
Juha
12-18-03, 03:48 AM
What would a teenage Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) do?
--J
--J
bac
12-18-03, 10:11 AM
What would a teenage Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) do?
--J
OMG, now that's funny!!!!!!!!!!! :D
--J
OMG, now that's funny!!!!!!!!!!! :D
megaman
12-19-03, 07:44 PM
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Never the less, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was
indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea.
He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold? "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold" the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter? "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter." The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever." "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy.
indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea.
He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold? "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold" the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter? "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter." The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever." "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy.
MsVicki
12-22-03, 10:54 PM
How to save money at Christmas.....
Santa Claus
12-24-03, 09:42 AM
How to save money at Christmas.....
Well, MsVicki, you just moved into the number one slot on my naughty list! I had to call in the coal miners for some overtime in order to get the load of coal I am bringing to your house tonight!
Well, MsVicki, you just moved into the number one slot on my naughty list! I had to call in the coal miners for some overtime in order to get the load of coal I am bringing to your house tonight!
danr
12-24-03, 10:07 AM
OK, I had to.
cyclingshane73
12-24-03, 10:41 AM
How to save money at Christmas.....
Oh my gawd!!! That is friggin' horrible. Why can't I stop laughing!!! :roflmao:
Oh my gawd!!! That is friggin' horrible. Why can't I stop laughing!!! :roflmao: