Foo - I prefer my women with a spatula and crispy bacon in her hands.

:love:

you do know you can put your bacon in other places.

mmmmm...bacon!
Best thing since sex.

Yum - baaaaaaacon - in all it's schmokey goodness!

'cept Canadian Bacon. That's pure-T trickery right there. Calling city ham, bacon. WTF's up with that?

Thick sliced bacon, fried until it is crispy, sitting atop a nice mound of semi scrambled eggs, nicely ensconced in a warm, flaky, buttery croissant. No spatula needed.

'cept Canadian Bacon. That's pure-T trickery right there. Calling city ham, bacon. WTF's up with that?

No kidding.

Do they call bacon 'American bacon' up there in iglooland?

Thick sliced bacon, fried until it is crispy, sitting atop a nice mound of semi scrambled eggs, nicely ensconced in a warm, flaky, buttery croissant. No spatula needed.

No woman needed either.

She might want to share. :mad:

Thick sliced bacon, fried until it is crispy, sitting atop a nice mound of semi scrambled eggs, nicely ensconced in a warm, flaky, buttery croissant. No spatula needed.

where's the grits?

'cept Canadian Bacon. That's pure-T trickery right there. Calling city ham, bacon. WTF's up with that?

or pea-meal bacon - delicious in sammies - but not bacon ...

Thick sliced bacon, fried until it is crispy, sitting atop a nice mound of semi scrambled eggs, nicely ensconced in a warm, flaky, buttery croissant. No spatula needed.

Ohhhhhh that's it. Where I will be this weekend is within a 40 minute hike to a meat market out in the sticks - and he sells a good slab bacon. I know what I'm doing tomorrow morning!:love:

where's the grits?

who cares?:innocent:

who cares?:innocent:

Texans, they aint real southerners. :rolleyes:

Texans, they aint real southerners. :rolleyes:

Yeah the high IQ and the full set of teeth precludes our membership in your Klub.

Yeah the high IQ and the full set of teeth precludes our membership in your Klub.

Single digit IQ's are high? wow...glad I aint from Texas.

I got a single digit for ya!

I got a single digit for ya!

Wrap it with bacon and I'm sure there are some here would bite it.

Ironically, lots of Canadians also dislike canadian bacon - me included.

How about a ....... glass of bacon? Meet Bacon Vodka!

http://devpop.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/1181477796726.jpg

How about a ....... glass of bacon? Meet Bacon Vodka!

http://devpop.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/1181477796726.jpg

that is wrong....just wrong.:twitchy:

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/bacon.jpg

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1200363

you can go and vote for my lolcat. I could be famouslike with your help.

that is wrong....just wrong.:twitchy:

furreals....

OK, then how about some ssssssssnake alcohol?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1069/1116184056_5083803aed.jpg?v=0

Ill take the scorpion on the left, plz

How about a ....... glass of bacon? Meet Bacon Vodka!

http://devpop.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/1181477796726.jpg

Geeezuzzz ... back when I drank vodka I'd probably actually try that ... :D

Pfft. I cooked for the boyf (dinner AND dessert!) and he went to bed.

No more spatulas for a while! >:O

I like my bacon soft.
The woman can use tongs, for all I care.

I find this thread offensive.






































Bacon should not be crispy.

I know there's some Aggies on here. Is no one going to bring up Sodolaks' Chicken Fried Bacon?

Pfft. I cooked for the boyf (dinner AND dessert!) and he went to bed.

No more spatulas for a while! >:O

You should interpret a 'carb-crash' like that to be a compliment. It was sooo good that he over-ate. :)