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Dannihilator
12-12-03, 09:09 PM
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and...

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder* --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

MsVicki
12-12-03, 10:06 PM
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and...

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder* --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells


:roflmao:
jacob
12-16-03, 12:34 AM
Happy hanukah.

jacob
12-16-03, 12:49 AM
and a Beary christmas to all ijn volved in the city of Atlanta

HOHOHO
jacob
12-16-03, 12:55 AM
to the tune of littl e drummer boy

srtrum they sold me Harumph harumph um,
out the stillborn thing to um, strum strum strum
he come s to life again strum strum stum
my drum is numb parum harumph (spit phlegm) harumph um

so to sorrow phlegm harumph harumph um
to test the phlegm for pneumococcus and strep
um um um um um um um um ujm

etc.....

U ASKED FUR IT
jacob
12-16-03, 01:01 AM
to the tune of I lll be hom e for christmas

Is illness hoome for Christmass
U can mount the tree
Ill eat dough and under mistletoe
and fear the red nosed deer

Illness home for Christmas
A German cop said "wuss!"
I broke my tendon and cannot have fun
this time of Christmas this year

Illness home for Christmas?????
You can sate and then lett the bladder free
Alcohol and all will enthrall
This time of Chfiriesitmas ahtihjti ist this taoye arrrrrr
aarrrrrrrrrr

ARrrrrr bee hum fur Christmas
You can debate and count to three
then eat the me and look to He
the Jesus of the free!

arr be hummmmmm (hum)
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

arrrrrrrrrrrrrr


arrrrrrrrrrr

Sars
jacob
12-16-03, 01:04 AM
EEEEK

Gad Brain ....

to the tun e of the IMMIGRANT SONG

roam from vee plan of the rice and flow
of the morning foe and the warm springs dope
will cram exam and the n ram
out of the bush an d kill
stumpjumper
12-17-03, 01:29 PM
danka24:

thats freakin hysterical