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BenLi
05-25-08, 11:38 PM
Stumbled upon this on the intarwebs:

Our Father, which art in Moab,
Mountain Bike be Thy name.
To Thy trailheads we come,
Thy maintenance be done,
On fire road
As it is on singletrack.
Give us this day our daily ride,
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those that trespass on us.
And lead us not onto illegal singletrack,
But deliver us from equestrians;
For thine is the lycra,
The SPD,
And the knobby, forever,
Amen.


BikeGuitarist
05-26-08, 03:45 AM
For all have Schwinned...