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12-14-03, 06:14 AM
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and
go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. (Be very sure
you get this brand). When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so that you will not be disturbed. Change into
very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now,
carefully place it on the bedside table so that it
will not become chipped or broken. Take out the
literature and read it carefully. You will notice that
in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally
tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at
Johnson and Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and
go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. (Be very sure
you get this brand). When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so that you will not be disturbed. Change into
very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now,
carefully place it on the bedside table so that it
will not become chipped or broken. Take out the
literature and read it carefully. You will notice that
in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally
tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at
Johnson and Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!