hey man
what did the junkie ride to work?

his heroine



what did the hobbit plant in the Shire?

I don't know, but...
he later picked the vegetable and put it in n the freexzer in Sauron wroap



Waht is the mater?

I don't know. Yopu got a problem with theat.??

NO. Oh... I happen to be trained aas an Denisttist
You've got SYPHILIS
YER HOLLY FAMILY HAS FOT SYPHILIS
and ye got syphilis

(Ok, 2 for 3 is not bad.)


HEy what did the chicken do after crossing the road?
Sold his whole to the devil and got cooked in an oven.
(at the crossroads)



why did the nurse find faule t\
with the patent of the medical stethoscpe?
b/c it did not happen to be a high quality musical instrument
b/c she was traind as a Siren