when did the turkey cross the Rode?

[jacob]

when is this going to matter?
turkeys are stupid
don't mess with turkey logic time calculations

[jacob]

not much


ok good.


what?????????????????????????????????//

[jacob]

how many time s did the bear eat today?

2

ok good

not true

ok, I lied

hey sorry don't feed the BULLDOG

[jacob]

why can't some spell?

because dey don't know the words

what??

ok my inflection was waoong

because the N in pinata for example cannot be selled

[jacob]

How do the Chinese spell syphilis in Japanese?

beates me....

Hideki Tojo

[jacob]

what is the major use of a steam roller in construction?

to kill the ass fault

(the road is defunct)

[jacob]

pinatas for Christmas...


I went tothis store and purchased as lovely a pinata for my doctor as possible and loaded it with chocolate powder

the doctor busted it and then....
inhaled the chocolate and pronounced a sentence...
{"How about a ham sandwich, uyoung man..."

[jacob]

mowing the yard I chanced upon a grasshpper and promoply atte it...
next it multiplied and maded a poalague on Poland

the Poles knew where it came from
it was their idea to do this at first

[jacob]

the dark lord Melkor surrenders to the hobbit YUEIUWikw


dark lord: Hobbit...
hobbit: hey man what is happenin not much Frodo!
dark lord: what wereworldf???
hobbit: surrender
dark lord: kill him Frodo
hobbit: (thrust with sword through neck of dark lord) surrender, punk!
dark lord: [pause]

[jacob]

when in Rome do asinine things the Romans do...

so , I went to the Roman forum at the airport.
"what is that in the restaurant," says a stranger
me: look the statue of DAvid!
stranger: steals money from fountain where there is statue of water nymph

[jacob]

insane Christmas song:

to the tune of We wish you a merry Christmas

we Kish you and act like bull moose
saul from Kish acts like bull m9oose
Jonathan kills and acts like Truman
for the Happy new YEar

[jacob]

why do the mochiingbird s sing about nothing??
because they cant read to kill a mockingbird


why did the railroad fail?
for lack of lack of money

[jacob]

MIke VIck loses in football....

franchise plAyer....

who cares???

HHHHAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAA

[Allister]

Medic!

[jacob]

whose medic?

[pitboss]

Hyper-post. You have successfully spammed yourself. Now go clean up.