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when is this going to matter?
turkeys are stupid
don't mess with turkey logic time calculations
not much
ok good.
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how many time s did the bear eat today?
2
ok good
not true
ok, I lied
hey sorry don't feed the BULLDOG
why can't some spell?
because dey don't know the words
what??
ok my inflection was waoong
because the N in pinata for example cannot be selled
How do the Chinese spell syphilis in Japanese?
beates me....
Hideki Tojo
what is the major use of a steam roller in construction?
to kill the ass fault
(the road is defunct)
pinatas for Christmas...
I went tothis store and purchased as lovely a pinata for my doctor as possible and loaded it with chocolate powder
the doctor busted it and then....
inhaled the chocolate and pronounced a sentence...
{"How about a ham sandwich, uyoung man..."
mowing the yard I chanced upon a grasshpper and promoply atte it...
next it multiplied and maded a poalague on Poland
the Poles knew where it came from
it was their idea to do this at first
the dark lord Melkor surrenders to the hobbit YUEIUWikw
dark lord: Hobbit...
hobbit: hey man what is happenin not much Frodo!
dark lord: what wereworldf???
hobbit: surrender
dark lord: kill him Frodo
hobbit: (thrust with sword through neck of dark lord) surrender, punk!
dark lord: [pause]
when in Rome do asinine things the Romans do...
so , I went to the Roman forum at the airport.
"what is that in the restaurant," says a stranger
me: look the statue of DAvid!
stranger: steals money from fountain where there is statue of water nymph
insane Christmas song:
to the tune of We wish you a merry Christmas
we Kish you and act like bull moose
saul from Kish acts like bull m9oose
Jonathan kills and acts like Truman
for the Happy new YEar
why do the mochiingbird s sing about nothing??
because they cant read to kill a mockingbird
why did the railroad fail?
for lack of lack of money
MIke VIck loses in football....
franchise plAyer....
who cares???
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Allister
12-16-03, 05:28 AM
Medic!
pitboss
12-18-03, 09:47 PM
Hyper-post. You have successfully spammed yourself. Now go clean up.
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