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06-02-08, 06:26 AM
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. '
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs! :eek:
'Why, that ' s amazing! ' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions? '
The Irishman nodded...'I ' ll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t ' aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day. '
'From the hunger, you mean? ' asked the doctor.
' No, from the f**kin ' skippin ' . :roflmao2::roflmao2:
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. '
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs! :eek:
'Why, that ' s amazing! ' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions? '
The Irishman nodded...'I ' ll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t ' aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day. '
'From the hunger, you mean? ' asked the doctor.
' No, from the f**kin ' skippin ' . :roflmao2::roflmao2: