things that anoy me

[ride_bmx_or_die]

1.when people point at their wrist while asking for the time.i know where my watch is buddy where the hell is yours? do i point at my crotch when i ask where the bathroom is at.
2.people who are willing to get of their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel. [
3.when people say:oh you just want to have your cake and eat it.screw off. what, should i eat some one elses cake instead.
4.when people say:Its always the last place you look in. of course it is. why the hell would you keep looking after you found it.
5. when people in a movie say did u see that no dicknose. i paid 9.00$ to come stare at the friggin ceiling up there. what did you come here for?
6. when a cop pulls you over and asks do you know how fast you where going. you should know ******* you friggin pulled me over.

[TriDevil]

Now this is my kind of humor! Cynicism and sarcastic, I love it!

[Allister]

That's a George Carlin routine if I'm not mistaken. His best stuff is when he's dissecting the way we use language. Like when people say they're going to take a sh1t. You're not taking it. You're leaving it.


Bill Hicks was the master of cynicism for my money.

"People come up to me and say 'You know it takes more energy to frown than to smile'.

'Yeah? You know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me the h3ll alone."