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Try baking these cookies over the holidays!
(You Must:
Follow directions very carefully though!)
A Christmas cookie recipe worth your time...
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lime juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large
bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn
on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat
again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo
is still OK, try another cup...just in case. Turn off the
mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging
fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets
stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who
giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift
the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the
bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
(You Must:
Follow directions very carefully though!)
A Christmas cookie recipe worth your time...
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lime juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large
bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn
on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat
again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo
is still OK, try another cup...just in case. Turn off the
mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging
fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets
stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who
giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift
the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the
bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS