TrekRider
12-24-03, 02:04 PM
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two
week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel
agent said that all the ships were booked up and
things were very tight, but that he would see what he
could do. A couple of days later, the travel agent
phoned and said he could now get them onto a three day
cruise. The guy agreed and went to the drugstore to
buy three Dramamine's and three condoms.
Next day, the agent called back and said that he now
could book a five day cruise. The guy said, "I'll take
it," and returned to the same pharmacy, to buy two
more Dramamine's and two more condoms.
The following day, the travel agent called yet again
and said he could now book an eight day cruise. The
guy agreed, and went back to the drugstore. He asked
for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.
The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said,
"Look, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing
it?"
week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel
agent said that all the ships were booked up and
things were very tight, but that he would see what he
could do. A couple of days later, the travel agent
phoned and said he could now get them onto a three day
cruise. The guy agreed and went to the drugstore to
buy three Dramamine's and three condoms.
Next day, the agent called back and said that he now
could book a five day cruise. The guy said, "I'll take
it," and returned to the same pharmacy, to buy two
more Dramamine's and two more condoms.
The following day, the travel agent called yet again
and said he could now book an eight day cruise. The
guy agreed, and went back to the drugstore. He asked
for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.
The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said,
"Look, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing
it?"