Rabid Jackal
06-21-08, 05:46 PM
So this pirate walks into a bar sporting what appears to be the steering wheel from a '57 Corvette in his pantaloons. The bartender has seen just about everything in his time behind the bar, but this one really takes him aback, so he says to the pirate "Hey, is that the steering wheel from a 1957 Corvette you got there in your pants?" The pirate replies "Yaaar, and it's drivin' me nuts!"