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ModoVincere
06-23-08, 01:53 PM
First one that comes to mind: Bangers and mash

hos13
06-23-08, 01:55 PM
When I played baseball, we would say, "Stick it and Rip it" when at bat.
MrCrassic
06-23-08, 02:00 PM
Sorry, nekohime:
Pure joy...from blowing :p (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=432646)

carbonlife
06-23-08, 02:02 PM
Kibbles and Bits
MiGunner
06-23-08, 02:24 PM
Head Cheese
trsidn
06-23-08, 02:28 PM
whip it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbt30UnzRWw)
artifice
06-23-08, 02:30 PM
"Next time I should bring a sausage in my jersey"
-cyclist after a group ride, who didn't know we were bbq'ing after
jsharr
06-23-08, 02:30 PM
anal seepage
trsidn
06-23-08, 02:31 PM
anal seepage

no fair! That IS dirty....
HardyWeinberg
06-23-08, 02:33 PM
'sauce on your nuggets?'
cal_gundert05
06-23-08, 02:45 PM
no fair! That IS dirty....

That's why it sounds dirty. :p
jsharr
06-23-08, 03:00 PM
ball boy / ball girl
ModoVincere
06-23-08, 03:02 PM
milking it for all its worth
CliftonGK1
06-23-08, 03:18 PM
Micro textured stretchy nitrile.

(From a box of laboratory gloves)
wagathon
06-23-08, 03:20 PM
Obamakrauts.
PDXracer
06-23-08, 03:25 PM
Cunning Linguist

(surprised nobody got this one yet)
HardyWeinberg
06-23-08, 03:27 PM
French fit bike; doesn't it sound like it should be ribbed for pleasure?
CliftonGK1
06-23-08, 03:30 PM
French fit bike; doesn't it sound like it should be ribbed for pleasure?

Or at least micro textured stretchy nitrile.
Doolally
06-23-08, 03:35 PM
captain and stoker
wagathon
06-23-08, 03:37 PM
reality sucks
hos13
06-23-08, 03:38 PM
The all time Classic

http://www.amsoil.com/racing/racers_of_yesterday/images/trickle_600px.jpg
ackjohnny
06-23-08, 03:38 PM
Shut The Front Door!
cooker
06-23-08, 03:41 PM
Blow someone off (treat them dismissively).
dipy911
06-23-08, 03:57 PM
I need to whip it out by 5.

Poker - http://www.billrini.com/2004/11/07/top-dirty-sounding-poker-phrases/

Football - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/21880.html

Halloween - http://www.anvari.org/fun/Halloween/Halloween_Phrases_That_Sound_Dirty.html
1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
carbonlife
06-23-08, 04:13 PM
Well duh: seen at the Last Chance Inn:

http://www.custommadepokertables.net/pokersigns/liquor_poker_sign.jpg
Lolly Pop
06-23-08, 04:54 PM
Mr Whippy

(the ice cream truck man)
Doolally
06-23-08, 04:55 PM
Lolly Pop
Lolly Pop
06-23-08, 04:56 PM
bwah
Turtle Jack
06-23-08, 05:18 PM
As first heard on TV in the 50's:

"Ward, you were a little hard on the beaver last night!"

TJ
Doolally
06-23-08, 05:31 PM
You've really got to wonder about the whole Beaver Cleaver business, and whether there was any wink wink nudge nudge going on back in Hollywood.
Starck
06-23-08, 07:30 PM
ballcock shank washer
Siu Blue Wind
06-23-08, 07:30 PM
From what I understand, Greg Brady had it going on with mom Brady.

Marcia and Jan were pretty close too. *wink wink*

But then again, Dad Brady was gay. Go figure.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/09/24/earlyshow/contributors/jesscagle/main3291112.shtml
nekohime
06-23-08, 07:39 PM
FUCHS Lubricants Co.
JoelS
06-23-08, 07:57 PM
You Came!

Said to someone that showed up at a party.
MrCrassic
06-23-08, 08:20 PM
Use that umbrella!
referee54
06-23-08, 08:34 PM
I could see her uvula...

TSC
JF1
06-23-08, 08:58 PM
Juice box.
MTBLover
06-23-08, 09:06 PM
"First I'll show you how to do it by hand. Then you can use the machine." (Said totally innocently by a statistics prof teaching us how to do simple least squares regression.)
wagathon
06-23-08, 09:22 PM
Stroke, stroke, stroke ...


http://technique.library.gatech.edu/articleimages/2005-10-14-30-1.jpg
USAZorro
06-23-08, 10:06 PM
http://www.bikecult.com/works/archive/04bicycles/dpowerTKCfr.JPG
celticfrost
06-23-08, 10:21 PM
Innuendo.
fuzzbox
06-23-08, 10:54 PM
kumquat
Tiffanie
06-24-08, 12:08 AM
Lick it, slam it, suck it.

Tequila shots. Good stuff. :) Actually, with the good stuff, you just need to slam it. ;)
cycle17
06-24-08, 12:59 AM
A former co worker thought the word "Moist" sounded dirty, seedy. She hated most cookie and cake commercials.
Tude
06-24-08, 01:02 AM
Lick it, slam it, suck it.

Tequila shots. Good stuff. :) Actually, with the good stuff, you just need to slam it. ;)

:D stuntman shots. Slam it, snort it and squirt it. Did a few of them for my "celebration" into my initiation into a late night mtb crew. :D
ModoVincere
06-24-08, 08:04 AM
I need some new shwagg.
USAZorro
06-24-08, 08:37 AM
A former co worker thought the word "Moist" sounded dirty, seedy. She hated most cookie and cake commercials.

"Moist" does have suggestive connotations. At least to guys it does.

How about: "Snickers really satisfies"?
wagathon
06-24-08, 08:57 AM
prime pie
Doolally
06-24-08, 10:03 AM
camel toe
HardyWeinberg
06-24-08, 10:35 AM
giraffe toe