Foo - I Got What America Needs Right Here.

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DrPete
06-25-08, 07:12 PM
So it's a bit old, but every time I read it I can't stop laughing, and I was inspired to pull it up again... Totally NSFW, and not for the easily offended... cross-posted in P&R but figured Foo might have more folks with a sense of humor... ;)

Vote Jimmy Carter in '08!

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_got_what_america_needs_right

Siu Blue Wind
06-25-08, 07:52 PM
OMG that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roflmao2:
lodi781
06-25-08, 07:52 PM
Gotta love the onion.......:lol:

jsharr
06-25-08, 08:11 PM
wow. Makes Al Pacino / Tony Montana sound like a choir boy.
Maelstrom
06-25-08, 08:14 PM
There was so much ****ing swearing, I gave up on trying to ****ing understand what the **** this was supposed to be about beyond carters rad ****ing red ***.

Likely the point, but I found that difficult to read at best and at worst, I didn't find it funny. Trying to catch a laugh with swearing is weak humour at best.

Meh, maybe I need a drink to "get it" be back in an hour :D
FlowerBlossom
06-25-08, 08:47 PM
irony...it's irony maelstrom....Jimmy Carter probably never said the **** in his entire ****ing life.
HigherGround
06-25-08, 10:16 PM
I wondered what Andrew Dice Clay was doing these days.
Tude
06-25-08, 10:48 PM
I wondered what Andrew Dice Clay was doing these days.

He totally had to have co-authored it!!
Maelstrom
06-26-08, 08:19 AM
irony...it's irony maelstrom....Jimmy Carter probably never said the **** in his entire ****ing life.

ahhh...makes more sense. I knew there was something I was missing. Thanks :)



I wondered what Andrew Dice Clay was doing these days.


First person I thought of when I first read it, I recently saw him in the Gene Simmons roast. I don't think he swore once, I was shocked.
MrCrassic
06-26-08, 09:35 AM
That was beautiful.
Ritehsedad
06-26-08, 09:36 AM
...I better wait until I can see it at home...
supton
06-26-08, 10:11 AM
Couldn't read it, too profane for me. Not funny.
patentcad
06-26-08, 10:16 AM
I don't think that was really Jimmy Carter Dr. Pete. You Republicans are so gullible.
Clark Kent
06-26-08, 12:16 PM
irony...it's irony maelstrom....Jimmy Carter probably never said the **** in his entire ****ing life.


Didnt stop him from being anti-semetic.....:(
Falkon
06-26-08, 12:18 PM
I don't think that was really Jimmy Carter Dr. Pete. You Republicans are so gullible.

Someone missed the point.
Spreggy
06-26-08, 12:35 PM
But Al Gore, that ********** pig, steals the **** from me and now he's the greatest thing since Jesus Christ made a ******* sandwich.
That's comedy gold.:roflmao2:
Jerseysbest
06-26-08, 01:41 PM
Someone missed the point.

I think you missed the "dry humor" in his post :lol::lol: