Jokes & Humor - God and Adam strike a deal

After God created Adam he noticed that Adam looked very lonely. He decided to help.

He said, "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."

Adam said, "Great! How much will she cost me?"

The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."

"Well," said Adam, "what can I get for a rib?"

I can not understand.....

Yeah, this "joke" isn't finished. Booo!

I think what happened was..

God took the rib from Adam and gave it to the woman and she used it to beat Adam unconscious with it... and then God saw this and declared it was good. And then the woman kept on beating the man and God thought it was hilarious how it made a hollow ''thump, thump, thump'' sound as it struch Adam's motionless body... But then God was like; ''damn, that n***a's not moving any more'' and God nudged him gently and sure enough he wasn't moving any more...


And then the woman threw the rib up into the sky and God turned it into a communications satellite circling the earth... and that's how we are able to receive text messages and phone calls from anywhere in the world on our mobiles and hand-held devices.

I think what happened was..

God took the rib from Adam and gave it to the woman and she used it to beat Adam unconscious with it... and then God saw this and declared it was good. And then the woman kept on beating the man and God thought it was hilarious how it made a hollow ''thump, thump, thump'' sound as it struch Adam's motionless body... But then God was like; ''damn, that n***a's not moving any more'' and God nudged him gently and sure enough he wasn't moving any more...


And then the woman threw the rib up into the sky and God turned it into a communications satellite circling the earth... and that's how we are able to receive text messages and phone calls from anywhere in the world on our mobiles and hand-held devices.

Ok, dont quite understand this.... still want to see if there is an endin got the joke?

Yeah, this "joke" isn't finished. Booo!

The woman who would "love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you" would have cost an arm and a leg.

So he asked how much he would get for a rib, which implies that the women we have today fall significantly short of this. Also tying in to the Genesis story.

Hilarity ensues.