Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Who knew?

That I'm a bonehead for posting the answer to a post as a new post. Just let this fade away... :o

I dont think we will let that happen too easily....

Brendon

If you force a tangent on a post with no direction do you get in trouble?

Me! Me! I knew! I knew! :)

so the other day, my cat discovered that he can jump up on top of the washer and dryer in my bathroom. his new favorite game is to jump up there and knock things off to the floor, or to pounce on either myself or the girlfriend as we walk by.

so last night he was up there and i was in the shower (which also has a ledge that he can get on now) and i put a rubber ducky up there and i'm washing my face so my eyes are closed, and the next thing i know, i get hit on the foot with the rubber ducky. man did that hurt. then, after i got out of the shower, i noticed that he (the cat) had a bunch or dust and other crap on his face, so i climbed up on top of the sink to clean him off and as i'm stepping down, i decided to put my left foot right on the floor, instead of the toilet of the bathtub...mistake. i wound up tumbling backward and making a terrible sound hitting my head on the toilet and flushing it with my left elbow. nothing was broken. heather asked what happened and i told her: "i climbed on the sink to clean the cat's face off and i fell down." and she said to me, sleepily: "you know the cat can clean his own face, right? now come to bed, it's 3am."

damn cat.

The real question is...are you stipider for hitting your head, or am I stupider now that I read that? :D

Now that I read my response I think I know the answer.

My cat liked to jump up on the rear pack on my bike rack as a kitten. She's gained a lot of weight as she has got older and now she knocks my bike over, runs through the apartment, then hides under the bed. Not learning though, does this a few times a week.

My cat liked to jump up on the rear pack on my bike rack as a kitten. She's gained a lot of weight as she has got older and now she knocks my bike over, runs through the apartment, then hides under the bed. Not learning though, does this a few times a week.

Who's not learning? Silly humans...

Who's not learning? Silly humans...










Sidebar: 165, please note proper contraction usage. I even double-checked the AP Stylebook and Chicago Manual just to make sure.

Kate Turbain would be proud.

Sidebar: 165, please note proper contraction usage. I even double-checked the AP Stylebook and Chicago Manual just to make sure.
I just had a hamburger patty (9oz) and 3 scrambled eggs for breakie. I am listening to Dropkick Murphy's "Do or Die" and it is Friday. I have 12oz of coffee left from 32oz (brewed the AM). There are big flakes of snow lazily drifting to the grid outside my window. You (Schiek) now know basic grammar.
Things are good.
Have a great weekend all.

Anyone want to hear the story of my morning?

Rather hear the Dropkicks, but I would rather hear them than most anything else.

Rather hear the Dropkicks, but I would rather hear them than most anything else.

Is that a no GF?
(And GF don't mean Girlfriend!)

GF? Got me. What's your story morning glory?

Anyone want to hear the story of my morning?

Yes, please. How exactly did you extract the gerbil?

Yes, please. How exactly did you extract the gerbil?
This is where sh*te gets weak...when people thinks it's funny to emulate another users name. Enjoy people...

This is where sh*te gets weak...when people thinks it's funny to emulate another users name. Enjoy people...

Thing is, where do you get Billy out of William, and ironicaly, my last name is cut off due to length limitations, so, who ever it is, batting zero for two!

One more strike, and it's back to the bench.

Beyond that, we know it's bombasun, based on the other thread. (PS I had the moderators do an IP check, so it's confirmed too)

So, that's strike three. Back to the bench.

"Beyond that, we know it's bombasun, based on the other thread. (PS I had the moderators do an IP check, so it's confirmed too)"


bulls**t. forward the moderator correspondance please.
I think you just balked baby. time to call the bullpen.

bulls**t. forward the moderator correspondance please.
I think you just balked baby. time to call the bullpen.

Instructions:

Pick up phone.
Dial 911.
When operator answers, ask for the Wahhhhhbulance.


:D

Did you mean whine one one?

too funny all this.... grow up all :D:D:D

too funny all this.... grow up all :D:D:D
Yeah everyone, listen to the 16 yr old New Zealander...

I have 12oz of coffee left from 32oz (brewed the AM).

There's only a problem if it's f**cking Starbucks, right guys?

Now that I read my response I think I know the answer.

True. But now we ALL do. :D

Yeah everyone, listen to the 16 yr old New Zealander...

effing hilarious. made my night.