Road Bike Racing - Who would win this hypothetical TT?

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GRedner
06-28-08, 10:46 AM
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/958/ttcy8.jpg
Taken outside a bank in Marseille, France.

My money's on the giraffe :)


bdcheung
06-28-08, 10:55 AM
The giraffe, easily. Not only is he more aero, but he's got the weight to manage that front disc.

Ih8lucky13
06-28-08, 11:06 AM
This thread is terrible.

http://blog.cleveland.com/sports/2007/10/large_windell_jake.jpg

You just lost your Miller High Life Privileges


EventServices
06-28-08, 11:08 AM
If we were talking Crits, my guess would be the fox. But the answer here is the Giraffe.

The squirrel was on our ride last Thursday.

HigherGround
06-28-08, 11:10 AM
This thread is terrible.

http://blog.cleveland.com/sports/2007/10/large_windell_jake.jpg

You just lost your Miller High Life Privileges

:lol: Thanks for the blast from the past. That's one of the few commercials I could watch repeatedly during the Tour without become extremely sick of it by the end of three weeks.

daytonian
06-28-08, 11:10 AM
squirrel has biggest guads

HigherGround
06-28-08, 11:11 AM
When Vino got busted for doping, one of my friends commented, "You just lost your right to ride in the Tour, that's what you did."

Jose Perez
06-28-08, 01:18 PM
If we were talking Crits, my guess would be the fox.

FOX? I thought that was a kitten?

Either way my money is on the squirrel pulling a Rasmussen '06 Tour move and flaming out in spectacular fashion, the kitten stopping to play with some string or something shiny, and the giraffe going Spartacus on everybody and winning a 10K TT by like an hour over everyone else.

waterrockets
06-28-08, 01:22 PM
I'm happy to see that folks have some faith in the giraffe.

CrimsonKarter21
06-28-08, 04:24 PM
The giraffe would win no problem. That cat's a pu**y and the squirrel has the biggest ass ever.

EventServices
06-28-08, 06:36 PM
FOX? I thought that was a kitten?
.

You're right. It's a cat. Fox would have been funnier.