Foo - What I did good in 2004 #3.

I got pulled over for running a red light on the bike. Well, 2 red lights and a stop sign. When I dealt with the officer, I didn't whine about other crime that might be more important, ***** about getting the tickette, or anything else. I accepted that I broke the rules, and was pleasant, and helpful for anything he wanted. Rather than raise a ruckus, I simply accepted the issue, and was cool about it.

What did you do?

I laughed at some dude on a beat-up Bianchi fixie that got pulled over for running reds (even as I ran them myself). I went home and drank half a fifth of Jack and then fell asleep in the foyer. Woke up and started pounding on the door I slept in front of, thinking it was mine and that someone would open it; it was the neighbors. The old man slugged me in the jaw and I fell down the stairs. Found my door. Went inside and ate a piece of toast with lingonberry jelly and milk. Finished the Jack and typed this post.
Feeling pretty good about it all.
It's gonna be a great year

Got up, saw that it was snowing, let the dogs out, made coffee and waited for the Boss to call and let me know I didn't have to come in. He finally did, cool, my wifes birthday is today. So we opened her presents, fixed some bacon and eggs, had more coffee. Shoveled the drive and patio (Promptly started snowing again). Now I am going to build a wheelset for a customer and play a board game.

My good deed was, yesterday, picking up three bags of dog,puppy, and cat food and taking it to the SPCA.

I'm feeling great about slugging some drunk dork who apparenetly slept in front of my door and then started beating on it thinking I was his mommy or daddy and would let him in.

The shmuck fell down the stairs and I don't know what happened to him after that. Maybe he drank himself back to sleep. Jerk.

I looked all over town for some lingonberry jelly, but the only place that carried it sold thier last bottle to some drunk guy - so I had to settle on Habenero jelly that gave me the ****s. I was so depressed I drowned my sorrows in a bottle of Night Train.

What did you do?

I stopped and waited the freaking six months that it takes Queensland traffic lights to actually change. :mad:

I performed Czhen-Czhe Czhen-Czhe with my lover. :D

I'm feeling great about slugging some drunk dork who apparenetly slept in front of my door and then started beating on it thinking I was his mommy or daddy and would let him in.

The shmuck fell down the stairs and I don't know what happened to him after that. Maybe he drank himself back to sleep. Jerk.
:roflmao:

I looked all over town for some lingonberry jelly, but the only place that carried it sold thier last bottle to some drunk guy - so I had to settle on Habenero jelly that gave me the ****s. I was so depressed I drowned my sorrows in a bottle of Night Train.
:roflmao:

I stopped and waited the freaking six months that it takes Queensland traffic lights to actually change. :mad:

I hear ya! I used to do that until I almost got hit by a car that ran the light that I was waiting at.

On my old commute there was an intersection that always had a red light going my direction - it was at 5:30 AM so there were never any cars - the only way I could get it to change was by pushing the pedestrian button. So I started running it - over the course of a year I ran it 4 times right in front of a cop (each time I did not notice him until mid intersection), he never gave me more than a wave - but he gave several of my car driving co-workers speeding tickets. Must have been a cyclist.

I looked all over town for some lingonberry jelly, but the only place that carried it sold thier last bottle to some drunk guy - so I had to settle on Habenero jelly that gave me the ****s. I was so depressed I drowned my sorrows in a bottle of Night Train.

Go to Ikea... I saw some there yesterday

JJ

Go to Ikea... I saw some there yesterday

JJ


Ikea.... I'd go if I was a yuppie scum.

Or really stylish - which I'm not.

What the hell is a Lingonberry anyway.

I looked all over town for some lingonberry jelly, but the only place that carried it sold thier last bottle to some drunk guy - so I had to settle on Habenero jelly that gave me the ****s. I was so depressed I drowned my sorrows in a bottle of Night Train.

Did you know if you drink enough of that stuff the light will actually go out on the train?

What the hell is a Lingonberry anyway.
http://lingonberry.com/info.htm
Just for you~

http://lingonberry.com/info.htm
Just for you~

Head hurting......Too much Lingonberry info at once....Ouch....Time for more night train.

Head hurting......Too much Lingonberry info at once....Ouch....Time for more night train.
Lingonberry Night Train?

Lingonberry Night Train?


Or even better Lingonberry MD 20/20.

Or even better Lingonberry MD 20/20.

Nothing beats Thunderbird.

You guys drink such rare vintages! :D

Nothing beats Thunderbird.


Got to save up for that good stuff - untill the it's Boones Farm with a 8-Ball chaser.