jeff williams
01-09-04, 11:53 PM
A duck walks into a pharmacy, waddles up to the counter and askes the pharmacist.."Got any crackers?."
The pharmacist says- "No duck, this is a pharmacy, we don't have crackers,sorry." Duck waddles away.
Next day...the duck again walks into the same pharmacy and asks .."Got any crackers?."
The pharmacist says "No duck, we don't have crackers, I already told you!" Duck waddles away...
Next day...the duck again walks into the pharmacy and asks .."Got any crackers?."..By now the pharmacist has had enough..."Listen you dumb duck, I told you we don't have crackers! We have soap, medicines, toiletpaper, but NO CRACKERS!".." If you come in here again and ask me for crackers -I'm going to take a hammer and nails and nail your dumb duck feet to the FLOOR!."
Duck waddles away.
Next day...the duck again walks into the pharmacy and asks .."Got any nails?"
The pharmacist says " No,no, no duck, I don't have nails..I told you a dozen times, this IS A PHARMACY!."
Duck says "No nails? good..Got any crackers?."
The pharmacist says- "No duck, this is a pharmacy, we don't have crackers,sorry." Duck waddles away.
Next day...the duck again walks into the same pharmacy and asks .."Got any crackers?."
The pharmacist says "No duck, we don't have crackers, I already told you!" Duck waddles away...
Next day...the duck again walks into the pharmacy and asks .."Got any crackers?."..By now the pharmacist has had enough..."Listen you dumb duck, I told you we don't have crackers! We have soap, medicines, toiletpaper, but NO CRACKERS!".." If you come in here again and ask me for crackers -I'm going to take a hammer and nails and nail your dumb duck feet to the FLOOR!."
Duck waddles away.
Next day...the duck again walks into the pharmacy and asks .."Got any nails?"
The pharmacist says " No,no, no duck, I don't have nails..I told you a dozen times, this IS A PHARMACY!."
Duck says "No nails? good..Got any crackers?."