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FlatMaster
07-03-08, 05:03 AM
what was the lawyer's native american name?


Hobartlemagne
07-03-08, 05:50 AM
He who talks much, says nothing.




Oh, that's Nobody from the movie Dead Man

squeakywheel
07-03-08, 10:14 AM
Dances with Keven Costner.


FlatMaster
07-03-08, 11:39 AM
Sleeping Dog. You should always let sleeping dogs lie

danarnold
08-12-09, 09:43 PM
Scientists are using lawyers now, instead of rats in their experiments.

Three reasons:

There are more lawyers than rats

The scientists don't grow attached to lawyers

and, the #1 reason lawyers are replacing rats in lab experiments:
There are some things rats just won't do.

San Rensho
09-03-09, 02:54 PM
Whats the difference between a proud rooster and a Lawyer?

The proud rooster clucks defiance.