Fifty Plus (50+) - Rip . . . .

Did my morning ride and swim combo this am.

Got to the pool after the ride, got the swim suit on, did a couple of laps, raised my leg for some reason, and RIP - the whole front of the swim suit rips open!!:o:o:mad::o:o

Fortunately, I had a towel within reach (I usually don't) and was able to get out of the water "decently."

Just ordered a new swimsuit on the internet.

Anyone for skinny dipping?

This is REALLY commando!

Pictures! Pictures! Where are the pictures?

I just hope this thread doesn't end up as a sticky.

DnvrFox's next exhibition will take place on the greater Denver MUPs. He will be 20 miles from home when his bib shorts rip from top to bottom.

This thread cracks me up.:roflmao2:

:popcorn

Stop eating watermelon before going for a swim.

You can get arrested for those kind of shenanigans in public, you know.

Pictures! Pictures! Where are the pictures?

:eek::twitchy:

I don't understand. Are you bragging or complaining?








:roflmao2:

I'm not sure about Colorado, but in some states you could have been arrested for "assault with a friendly weapon".

I wear Jammers. They're lycra racing suits, but they're not the typical bikini type, in fact they look almost exactly like bike shorts. You can get them by Speedo, Arena, and most other racing suit makers.
http://tinyurl.com/5dp8js
And no, I'm not the model.

I wear Jammers. They're lycra racing suits, but they're not the typical bikini type, in fact they look almost exactly like bike shorts. You can get them by Speedo, Arena, and most other racing suit makers.
http://tinyurl.com/5dp8js
And no, I'm not the model.

I just ordered some today

Pictures! Pictures! Where are the pictures?

No thanks on pictures!:eek:

At my age, when I saw "Rip", I thought you meant "RIP", and someone had died.

Have you been eating lots of watermelon?

I'm not sure about Colorado, but in some states you could have been arrested for "assault with a friendly weapon".



Better than assault with a dead weapon.........

Did my morning ride and swim combo this am.

Got to the pool after the ride, got the swim suit on, did a couple of laps, raised my leg for some reason, and RIP - the whole front of the swim suit rips open!!:o:o:mad::o:o

Fortunately, I had a towel within reach (I usually don't) and was able to get out of the water "decently."

Just ordered a new swimsuit on the internet.

Anyone for skinny dipping?

This is REALLY commando!

Wow Dude, you the man!!!

I don't understand. Are you bragging or complaining?

:roflmao2:

You're going to fit right in dude.

What kind of work do you do?

You better be glad no one pointed and laughed

With shrinkage there likely would have been much to see.

With shrinkage there likely would have been much to see.

Au contraire - I'm really glad I had a BIG towel!:p

Must've been a heated pool :)

You're going to fit right in dude.

What kind of work do you do?


I'm a seamstress for a traveling drag show









Naaaaaaaaahhhhhhh; I'm a Retail and Creative Director. :lol:

I'm a seamstress for a traveling drag show



:roflmao2:

Lends a whole new meaning to the term "drag racing". ;)

One of the side effects not mentioned when using Viagra for a performance enhancer?

One of the side effects not mentioned when using Viagra for a performance enhancer?

Would that be a rudder while swimming? :lol:

If you had no towel . . .
Slip out of swimtrunk while in the water and then put them on backwards . . . that's way you'd only be showing a reverse cleavage as you made your exit!!

This thread cracks me up.:roflmao2:


And it fits in with your sig line nicely too! :D