Foo - Pcad for President!

....of what I'm not sure.

Who's in? I think I get bonus $$ for every vote he gets. Sort of a commission kind of thing.

Beth

....of what I'm not sure.

Who's in? I think I get bonus $$ for every vote he gets. Sort of a commission kind of thing.

Beth

You realize of course this means I'll have to select a running mate. I will have to consider the importance of the Fred vote.

All around the world, foreign leaders are scratching their heads and simultaneously asking, "What is this 'Fredliness' of which the new President speaks?"

You realize of course this means I'll have to select a running mate. I will have to consider the importance of the Fred vote.

Wouldn't you already be pulling in the Fred vote on your own?

You realize of course this means I'll have to select a running mate. I will have to consider the importance of the Fred vote.
Freds are very practical and know that only an idiot would vote for president based on who was chosen for vice president.

The only way to get the Fred vote is to be a Fred. Fortunately, there are pictures and quotes which demonstrate your Fredliness. Just don't let the OCP crowd know. Oops. Too late.

I don't think there are vice presidents in the AARP.

Wouldn't you already be pulling in the Fred vote on your own?

Pcad bridges the traditional Road Nazi/Fred divide. I am a Froad Nazi. You'd be voting for Velo Change.

You realize of course this means I'll have to select a running mate. I will have to consider the importance of the Fred vote.

Your lady, of course, Mrs. pcad.

If good, why do I yield to that suggestion Whose horrid image doth unfix my hair and make my seated heart knock at my ribs, against the use of nature.

Pcad bridges the traditional Road Nazi/Fred divide. I am a Froad Nazi. You'd be voting for Velo Change.

Geez, you're sounding like a politician already, riding the fence on an issue to get votes. ;)

Geez, you're sounding like a politician already, riding the fence on an issue to get votes. ;)

You sound like a Rush Limbaugh Troll.

I disagree with everything Rush says, but I like his show. Maybe that's why he just got that $400 million dollar contract. The fat boy certainly earns it.

You sound like a Rush Limbaugh Troll.

I disagree with everything Rush says, but I like his show. Maybe that's why he just got that $400 million dollar contract. The fat boy certainly earns it.

Yes, and supposedly Hitler's beer hall speeches were quite rousing and entertaining.

Yes, and supposedly Hitler's beer hall speeches were quite rousing and entertaining.

Hitler made less money than Rush, and he didn't have a Gulfstream G550 jet either.

http://www.airbroker.se/images/jets/G550int2.jpg

Pcad bridges the traditional Road Nazi/Fred divide. I am a Froad Nazi. You'd be voting for Velo Change.

Tubes socks and shoe covers?:roflmao2::roflmao2:
Wait, the old guy would still drop me.:o

Hitler made less money than Rush, and he didn't have a Gulfstream G550 jet either.

http://www.airbroker.se/images/jets/G550int2.jpg

Your point? Sounds like you idolize ol' Limbaugh. Good to know before the election.

Actually, I believe Hitler could quaff as much Krimsekt as he wanted from Eva Braun's bosom. He ended up extraordinarily wealthy, and had access to the finest things.

I can't believe it; now I have to stop watching TV:

Breaking News (http://www.news3online.com/index.php?code=781dTZ52F15Rr30Tv0Wt)

Your point? Sounds like you idolize ol' Limbaugh.

Not at all. I said I disagree with his politics. I do find him entertaining however. As do 15-20 million weekly listeners. The USA needs guys like Limbaugh as much as we need guys like the late great George Carlin. If they're entertaining, more people hear what they have to say, and the more these guys piss you off, the more they make you think. I realize that's pushing the mental envelope for much of BF, but still.

Rush Limbaugh is to talk radio what Elvis was to rock n roll. He essentially saved AM radio. I wish his politics were like mine, but they're not. The most amazing part of all this is the guy is deaf now, but he has adapted to his hearing loss remarkably well.

But we digress. Rush is too fat to ride a bike.

You sound like a Rush Limbaugh Troll.

I disagree with everything Rush says, but I like his show. Maybe that's why he just got that $400 million dollar contract. The fat boy certainly earns it.


Pardon me while I vomit.

If I sounded like that guy, it was truly a horrendous error on my part. I retract my comment.

Pardon me while I vomit.



I would guess Rush Vomit goes on his website for $100/oz.

I can't believe it; now I have to stop watching TV:

Breaking News (http://www.news3online.com/index.php?code=781dTZ52F15Rr30Tv0Wt)

Nicely done! :D

Rush Limbaugh is to talk radio what Elvis was to rock n roll. He essentially saved AM radio.
And here I thought it was Tom Leykis.

I can't believe it; now I have to stop watching TV:

Breaking News (http://www.news3online.com/index.php?code=781dTZ52F15Rr30Tv0Wt)

How the hell did you pull that off steve? That's amazing.

Breaking News:

Road to Nowhere dumped as Pcad Campaign Manager, stevesurf lands coveted post.

Film @ 11.

Special note to Road to Nowhere: politics is Dog eat Dog sweetie.

Special note to Road to Nowhere: politics is Dog eat Dog sweetie.
:cry:

Oh where will I go, what will I do?

Hmph. I'll worry about that tomorrow. After all, tomorrow's another day.

Beth

:cry:

Oh where will I go, what will I do?



Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

http://jimmyakin.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/frankly_my_dear.jpg

He's all ready ruler of the planet "3rd Person" president would be a step down.

Special note to Road to Nowhere: politics is Dog eat Dog sweetie.

Just like road cycling.

Just like road cycling.

Well then I'm dropping Pcad.

Rhett Butler will be my next president.

B

Well then I'm dropping Pcad.

Rhett Butler will be my next president.

B

There is great wisdom in this move. Rhett was the man.

How the hell did you pull that off steve? That's amazing.

Breaking News:

Road to Nowhere dumped as Pcad Campaign Manager, stevesurf lands coveted post.

Film @ 11.

LOL
I hired Anthony, Supreme Consiglierie from Staten Island to do it while Henri and I were riding in Prospect Park
we pay him in Manicotti

Well then I'm dropping Pcad.

Rhett Butler will be my next president.

B

You could never drop Pcad.

Not at all. I said I disagree with his politics. I do find him entertaining however. As do 15-20 million weekly listeners. The USA needs guys like Limbaugh as much as we need guys like the late great George Carlin. If they're entertaining, more people hear what they have to say, and the more these guys piss you off, the more they make you think. I realize that's pushing the mental envelope for much of BF, but still.

Rush Limbaugh is to talk radio what Elvis was to rock n roll. He essentially saved AM radio. I wish his politics were like mine, but they're not. The most amazing part of all this is the guy is deaf now, but he has adapted to his hearing loss remarkably well.

But we digress. Rush is too fat to ride a bike.

yea sorry, Rush is rather tedious... hardly pushing the mental envelope. Unless your also into Dr. Phil and Oprah.

You idiots don't deserve me for President. None of you can spell.

You idiots don't deserve me for President. None of you can spell.

O deer....:rolleyes:

You still have a good politician look, though. Just sayin'.

Please reconsider your candidacy. Your ability to be equivocal and sell out your own hardline values within one post is impressive.

You could never drop Pcad.

Nor would I want to. I'd want Pcad along for the group ride to call out the road hazards and cars up (or cars back.)

Especially if the real Pcad is as smooth a cad as Rhett Butler.

Beth

My first act as President of BF would be to appoint botto Road Nazi Police Commandant.

If they're entertaining, more people hear what they have to say, and the more these guys piss you off, the more they make you think. I realize that's pushing the mental envelope for much of BF, but still.


Truer words were never written.:cheers:

Truer words were never written.:cheers:

RW, if you post here again without giving us some inside skinny on Cdale 2009, Commandant botto's first assignment after my Inauguration will be to come after you.

RW, if you post here again without giving us some inside skinny on Cdale 2009, Commandant botto's first assignment after my Inauguration will be to come after you.

I already did. At least for the stuff you'd be interested in...lighter Super Six. Probably won't be available until fall.

That's all you need to know. The rest cannot be revealed until the dealer meeting.

You can send Commandant Botto wherever you choose, but think of me as sort of a G. Gordon Liddy type.

;)

I already did. At least for the stuff you'd be interested in...lighter Super Six. Probably won't be available until fall.

That's all you need to know. The rest cannot be revealed until the dealer meeting.

You can send Commandant Botto wherever you choose, but think of me as sort of a G. Gordon Liddy type.

;)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/White_lighter_with_flame.JPG/448px-White_lighter_with_flame.JPG

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/White_lighter_with_flame.JPG/448px-White_lighter_with_flame.JPG

:thumb:

You idiots don't deserve me for President. None of you can spell.
Intelligence is a liability in a leader. We just want to know that regardless of the facts, you'll never change your mind.

I already did. At least for the stuff you'd be interested in...lighter Super Six. Probably won't be available until fall.

That's all you need to know. The rest cannot be revealed until the dealer meeting.

You can send Commandant Botto wherever you choose, but think of me as sort of a G. Gordon Liddy type.

;)

I can't picture Liddy on a bicycle. His mustache would help him meet that UCI minimum weight limit.

http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/literature/Liddy-G.jpg

I can't picture Liddy on a bicycle. His mustache would help him meet that UCI minimum weight limit.

http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/literature/Liddy-G.jpg

Big time motorcyclist.

So you have that in common...

Big time motorcyclist.

So you have that in common...

How much of a m/c Fred is Pcad? Consider the new jacket I just ordered:

http://www.webbikeworld.com/r2/aerostich/aerostich-darien-jacket.gif

Aerostitch Darien Light, Hi-Yiz (AKA Don't Flatten Me) Yellow. It's not a fashion show out there on a motorcycle. It's more like a game of Survivor, but if you lose they don't vote you off the island. You die.

How much of a m/c Fred is Pcad? Consider the new jacket I just ordered:

http://www.webbikeworld.com/r2/aerostich/aerostich-darien-jacket.gif

Aerostitch Darien Light, Hi-Yiz (AKA Don't Flatten Me) Yellow. It's not a fashion show out there on a motorcycle. It's more like a game of Survivor, but if you lose they don't vote you off the island. You die.

Sounds like fun...:twitchy:

It's why my brother sold his Harley when he started having kids.

It's why my brother sold his Harley when he started having kids.

Well you can take great solace from the fact that you are involved in the nice, safe sport of road bicycling. At least on my Honda I have 120HP, ABS brakes and massive halogen headlamps. I ride my Honda 3K miles annually, but I'm on my road bicycle 4x that in miles, and 8-10x that in hours.

i'll vote for you if you can get Time Warner to fix their TDF broadcast. I'm ready to go on a freakin murderous rampage over here...

I'm ready to go on a freakin murderous rampage over here...

Be sure to post pics here. Better yet video on You Tube.

I'm presuming Bike swag would be tax deductible? If so you've got my vote.

I'm presuming Bike swag would be tax deductible? If so you've got my vote.

It's Bike Schwag, it would be tax deductible. Plus $500 federal tax credits for purchases of Zipp wheels or Power Meters for households with adjusted gross incomes under $2,000,000 (filing jointly).