Foo - Zombies

What do you do in a zombie attack?
Bicycling is better than cars because of lower noise, but grease your chains. Fortify shelters.

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

What do you do in a zombie attack?

Usually just turn off the TV.

I don't worry about zombies. They look for brains, so I have absolutely nothing to convern myself with. More points to the zombies if they can do a good air guitar of "Powerslave" as well.

One of many things that Im ready for :D

Another thing about zombies I like.

They make great dates.

Everyone loves cracking open a cold one once in a while.

Contrary to popular belief, zombie brains taste better than people's brains.

I would just kick Rob Zombie in the nads, then go about my business.

I wonder if zombie is edible, in that case things are easy.

I would find a cave and place an enormous meat grinder in front of the opening. I would finish any survivors of with an AA12.

:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhstuvzMiB0

If by chance I have a second person with me, I might keep one of these handy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOGJLoVi-Bg

go to a landmass not connected to USA or China and hopefully where the bullets outnumber the population...

like Madagascar or something.
maybe even Hawaii.

Start moving money into weapons. Stock up on supplies.
Find shelter. Then fortify the perimeter. Find weapons. Build up a secondary perimeter. Fortify.

Hope that the perimeter holds.

go to a landmass not connected to USA or China and hopefully where the bullets outnumber the population...

like Madagascar or something.
maybe even Hawaii.

yeah or move north in Canada

I wonder if zombie is edible, in that case things are easy.

I would find a cave and place an enormous meat grinder in front of the opening. I would finish any survivors of with an AA12.

:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhstuvzMiB0

No, likely zombie flesh is toxic. Or you end up turning.

What do you do in a zombie attack?
Bicycling is better than cars because of lower noise, but grease your chains. Fortify shelters.

Preemptively strike the Waffle House. We've all been in there at 2:00 am, y'all have seen 'um.
That's where they hang out--plotting--plotting and preparing for when they arise in mass.
As soon as their sense of taste is completely destroyed--brains, BRAINS, BRAINS!

That would be awesome, load up a plane with like 30 other people, and a couple thousand rounds of ammunition and wipe out the entire population of a tropical island, the only problem is that rats and birds would be hard to get rid of but at least you would be rid of the people.

Preemptively strike the Waffle House. We've all been in there at 2:00 am, y'all have seen 'um.
That's where they hang out--plotting--plotting and preparing for when they arise in mass.
As soon as their sense of taste is completely destroyed--brains, BRAINS, BRAINS!

"Officer i swear, they're all potential zombies!"

I love waffles! And French Toast!

That would be awesome, load up a plane with like 30 other people, and a couple thousand rounds of ammunition and wipe out the entire population of a tropical island, the only problem is that rats and birds would be hard to get rid of but at least you would be rid of the people.

if any of the zombie movies and games I've watched are an indication, zombies are limited to humans, other animals like dogs are untouched.
disincluding RE which explains itself pretty well as a virus that affects everything.


yeah or move north in Canada

yeah, but what are you going to do when you run out of power and it's winter? And Canada is still connected to USA.

stay in a tropical area, at least you won't freeze to death when the power plants fail.

i are a zombie:

http://www.vimeo.com/1073073?pg=embed&sec=1073073

so, eat brains?

(caution, video contains profanity)

I always figured I'd get to the nearest super walmart/target/sams and barricade it. I mean, if they don't have it there.. you don't need it to survive a zombie attack.

Man, I used to watch a lot of zombie movies. But in college I started having too many zombie nightmares and had to cut myself off.


http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

yes. /thread

I always figured I'd get to the nearest super walmart/target/sams and barricade it. I mean, if they don't have it there.. you don't need it to survive a zombie attack.

Man, I used to watch a lot of zombie movies. But in college I started having too many zombie nightmares and had to cut myself off.



yes. /thread

yeah, but if dawn of the dead and dead rising are any indication it's that you want to stay the heck away from malls and only pillage it when needed.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4990/zask1907f38jp5.jpg

if any of the zombie movies and games I've watched are an indication, zombies are limited to humans, other animals like dogs are untouched.
disincluding RE which explains itself pretty well as a virus that affects everything.


I like the idea of it effecting all animals, if it were really a virus it most likely would, also the Will Smith movie (drawing a blank on the name) had dogs and rats.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4990/zask1907f38jp5.jpg

Contents: One Gun, One Bullet

Get a big assed (zombie slaying) cat.

:D

When the zombie apocalypse happens I know where I am gonna be.

Punch (http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/play.shtml?mea=166786) them
or
just do what wiki (http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/?t=anon) says.

Shoot them:

http://artscool.cfa.cmu.edu/~lee/deanimator.html

You didn't have fun on the 4th, did you?

russian zombies! (http://www.vimeo.com/1223566)

Are the zombies slow and idiotic, like on Scooby Doo, or are they fast and twitchy like in 28 Days Later?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/TEE_RIPJ/REAS012~Resident-Evil-Zombie-Repellent-Posters.jpg

I almost bought one at Anime Expo over the weekend...

Are the zombies slow and idiotic, like on Scooby Doo, or are they fast and twitchy like in 28 Days Later?

sorry to disappoint you, but 28 Days Later wasn't a zombie flick. A zombie is technically a dead person who has been animated again somehow. The people in 28 Days Later weren't dead.

sorry to disappoint you, but 28 Days Later wasn't a zombie flick. A zombie is technically a dead person who has been animated again somehow. The people in 28 Days Later weren't dead.

however, the ones in the 'Thriller' video......:p

Hmm, interesting. I didn't know a true death was a requirement. I tend to think of them in terms of this guy's definition:


Definition of 'Zombie'
How do you define the term 'zombie'? A zombie is known as one who...

1) Will never know the true chill of death, but will never know the fiery passion of life again

2) An undead being who hungers for MAN FLESH

3) A sickly, shambling entity that has rotting flesh stripping off his body

4) A being who knows only one word: "AUUHHHHHHHHHHH"

However you define it, you will know a zombie when you see one.

Great book by the way:

http://www.amazon.com/Serpent-Rainbow-Scientists-Astonishing-Societies/dp/0684839296

(crappy movie though)

Hmm, interesting. I didn't know a true death was a requirement. I tend to think of them in terms of this guy's definition:



you know, i've known some crack ho's who fit that definition.

Hawaii .... zombies will be eaten by sharks.

Arm sharks with lasers

^^^ yeah,Zombi, /Italian

But this will be for the slow moving zombies, not twitchers

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/TEE_RIPJ/REAS012~Resident-Evil-Zombie-Repellent-Posters.jpg

I almost bought one at Anime Expo over the weekend...

What is body by Nintendo? You don't ride a bike?

^^^ yeah,Zombi, /Italian

But this will be for the slow moving zombies, not twitchers

It's called Zombi 2 here. classic. any movie with naked scuba divers and zombies get's my vote.

you guys are crazy.

Yes, we are, but we ain't gonna end up zombie chow.

you guys are crazy.

Crazy like a zombie fox. ;)

you guys are crazy.

Welcome to the real world.

MuwhAAHAAHAH HAHAHA AHAHAHHA AAAA

Watch for blood splash back. If it gets in your eyes, or if you ingest it...

:cheers:

http://www.peoriadefense.com/photo_host/BuildingaBetterCorn.PopcornThatis_C73D/popcorn.jpg

Cruise ship. It's large, moveable and self-sustainable for reasonably long periods.

I usually turn off the TV, too, but if I had to be part of one, I would rather die and become one than run in fear for the rest of my life.

I have that attitude for all disaster-type movies. I would rather just die. Who would want to live through it, try to survive it, lose everyone you would live for in the first place, and then try to live after it?