1. Hot women drink Michelob Ultra.
2. Saabs recycle their exhaust gasses.
3. Disgraced former racers can ride in reverse.
4. I can meet someone that matches me in 29 different personality traits.
5. Cervelo makes bikes for people like you and me.
6. I hate engine sludge.

What else? :twitchy:

How not to pronounce just about any place or rider name, courtesy of Craig Hummer.

1. Hot women drink Michelob Ultra.
2. Saabs recycle their exhaust gasses.
3. Disgraced former racers can ride in reverse.
4. I can meet someone that matches me in 29 different personality traits.
5. Cervelo makes bikes for people like you and me.
6. I hate engine sludge.

What else? :twitchy:


If your like me I have to work while the Tour is on TV so I tape it and fast forward past the commercials.
Hmmm...Just a thought
Dwayne

Lucky enough to work from home, so it's on while I'm doing email in the mornings. :)

7. If you play with knives, you'll get cut.

7. If you play with knives, you'll get cut.

point taken :)

2. Saabs recycle their exhaust gasses.



Not being privy to the wonderful world of Versus, how does this one go? Just curious.

it basically shows a bunch of saabs driving around in slo-mo while a guy talks about saab recycling their exhaust gasses.

I've also learned that one simple pill can help me deal with male performance issues.

did anybody catch the ShamWow! commercial last night? I couldn't tell if that was a local spot or what, but it was on during the Tour last night here in PA.

It's some kind of shammy wipe that is guarenteed for 10 years. They say its made in Germany and they sell it for 20 bucks.

I was thinking that the sham would be when you sent 20 bucks to somebody outside of the US and they never sent you the shammy wipe.

that would be a perfect ShamWow!

To stay out of BF during July:D:D:D?

8. I've also learned that one simple pill can help me deal with male performance issues.
9. Even Olympic divers use ShamWow to dry off.

Let's keep the list going! :D

10. that buying a honda motorcycle makes you grow huge red wings.

Wow, you actually watch the commercials? I time-shift the Tour with my DVR, and blast away the commercials - the Bobke+Brits show is not 3 hours long if you do that, probably only an hour.

11. I learned that Saabs are made by a bunch of jet engineers.

We only have two or so Saabs in our town, so I am not sure if they are as fast as a jet.

12. I also learned that I can get a Hummer* every evening for 3 hours, but I won't enjoy it.

* FYI - if you don't know what a Hummer is :p, I can't tell you.

13. I learned that i can go less often but side effects my be fainting, runny nose & reduced semen.

If your like me I have to work while the Tour is on TV so I tape it and fast forward past the commercials.
Hmmm...Just a thought
Dwayne

If you can't spell, blame a teacher.

If you can't spell, blame a teacher.

Soary I toohk da Evlen Would sped reding program :D:D:D

Don't forget that ExxonMobil is an enviromentally friendly corporation concerned about the consumer. They are doing everything they can to seek alternative energy sources.

7. If you play with knives, you'll get cut.

Ooooooohhhhhh Nooooooooo. :D that was too much! :) You sir get the funny hat!

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll9/aquilonian/Baseball_Topper_Funny_Hat-783848.jpg

did anybody catch the ShamWow! commercial last night? I couldn't tell if that was a local spot or what, but it was on during the Tour last night here in PA.

It's some kind of shammy wipe that is guarenteed for 10 years. They say its made in Germany and they sell it for 20 bucks.

I was thinking that the sham would be when you sent 20 bucks to somebody outside of the US and they never sent you the shammy wipe.

that would be a perfect ShamWow!

that was a close second

I just sort of like it that some of the Special Princesses that watch le Tour have to sit through commercials for bull riding and cage fighting.

notice that the saab that is recycling its gasses as it runs through leaves and its in a desert, with no trees!

buncha dam morons.

14. if you eat powerbars you can swim in pools filled with sharks

15. Your more fun if you eat a hot breakfast

the saab commercials are all about their turbocharger not any go green effort

This is what I've learned

16. "Fear is not an option"

1. Hot women drink Michelob Ultra.
2. Saabs recycle their exhaust gasses.
2. Saabs recycle their exhaust gasses.
2. Saabs recycle their exhaust gasses.
2. Saabs recycle their exhaust gasses.
2. Saabs recycle their exhaust gasses.
2. Saabs recycle their exhaust gasses.
3. Disgraced former racers can ride in reverse.
4. I can meet someone that matches me in 29 different personality traits.
5. Cervelo makes bikes for people like you and me.
6. I hate engine sludge.

What else? :twitchy:

Fixed.


Damn, I hate that commercial.

Don't forget that ExxonMobil is an enviromentally friendly corporation concerned about the consumer. They are doing everything they can to seek alternative energy sources.

Hee, hee. I bet they planted some wetlands...

I've learned that the Olympics bring us together, and that life should be narrated by Morgan Freeman.

I've learned that if you are going bald, there are lots of people who want to cause you vast amounts of pain and take your money. I'll just shave my head or buy a hat. Or both.

I've learned to do the mojito. It's fun. And sexy.

I've learned that I can learn a language and how to use eBay, but not at the same time.

I've learned that the world's most challenging sports involve getting punched and kicked, getting stepped on by bulls, and falling off a bike at high speeds. If only there was one sport that combined all three, that would be awesome.

And the most important thing I've learned is that I needed to take back the Tour from the dopers and the critics (the hell?) who ripped the soul out of the sport of cycling. Thank you Versus. I am empowered.

I've learned that the world's most challenging sports involve getting punched and kicked, getting stepped on by bulls, and falling off a bike at high speeds. If only there was one sport that combined all three, that would be awesome.
Man, you know if there was a triathlon with Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, bullriding and mountain biking, Versus would be all over it. Shoot, I'd watch it.

Man, you know if there was a triathlon with Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, bullriding and mountain biking, Versus would be all over it. Shoot, I'd watch it.
Absolutely. And if you had to catch a bass while riding the bull, that would be even better. Maybe they could put the bull on a barge or something.

I've learned the ONLY reason to have Versus is for the cycling.

I've learned the ONLY reason to have Versus is for the cycling.

shack

I've learned that the Olympics bring us together, and that life should be narrated by Morgan Freeman.

I've learned that if you are going bald, there are lots of people who want to cause you vast amounts of pain and take your money. I'll just shave my head or buy a hat. Or both.

I've learned to do the mojito. It's fun. And sexy.

I've learned that I can learn a language and how to use eBay, but not at the same time.

I've learned that the world's most challenging sports involve getting punched and kicked, getting stepped on by bulls, and falling off a bike at high speeds. If only there was one sport that combined all three, that would be awesome.

And the most important thing I've learned is that I needed to take back the Tour from the dopers and the critics (the hell?) who ripped the soul out of the sport of cycling. Thank you Versus. I am empowered.

A+, sir. Would read again.

I've learn that Tapout starts after the tour, yawn. Progressive has pet insurance and the woman behind the counter has really bad eyeliner. Did you know that the gov't is forcing all broadcasters to send their signals in a digital and you need a receiver to get it before Feb 2008.

Birds can Fly and if you are close you do not need a camera.

You can get a four wheeler with Power Steering

Super 8 see you along the way

I've learned that if someone abandons a car by the side of the road, you can spend all summer fixing it up and getting it to run but no matter what you do, it'll still smell so bad that you end up forced to go buy one of those stupid little air freshener thingies that hang from the rear view mirror.

Also, it's never too late to make a brand new start.

I've learn that Tapout starts after the tour, yawn. Progressive has pet insurance and the woman behind the counter has really bad eyeliner. Did you know that the gov't is forcing all broadcasters to send their signals in a digital and you need a receiver to get it before Feb 2008.

What do you expect from someone named "Flo".

geez, if i hear michelob tell me again that they've learned that my life isn't one-dimensional, i'm gonna go down to the grocery store and shoot all their beer bottles. has anyone tried michelob ultra? this is the worst stuff i've ever had. i'm too old to drink ****ty beer, and this stuff is the worst. a bartender once told me he couldn't even give the stuff away. really bad beer, really annoying commercial...strike two

....but beautiful people drink it. Maybe you aren't good looking enough to "get" it? ;)

My 8 year old thinks that BEARDS are multi-dimensional.

What do you expect from someone named "Flo".

You learned that from her "big tricked out name tag"

17: DR is professional grade for homeowners.

Do not mess with the "Hot" Gal that drinks Ultra as she cha kick your butt among other things.

Do not mess with the "Hot" Gal that drinks Ultra as she cha kick your butt among other things.

I wouldn't mind. :love:

That brits have no ability to pronounce names from outside their island.

i'm tempted to buy the ShamWow! 8 shamwows for only 19.95!!!

i'm tempted to buy the ShamWow! 8 shamwows for only 19.95!!!

Reviews (http://www.infomercialratings.com/product/shamwow_reviews)

Reviews (http://www.infomercialratings.com/product/shamwow_reviews)

scamwow.

i learned that Trek is almost a bike - oops, i mean about bikes

That brits have no ability to pronounce names from outside their island.

Comes from spending too much time with Americans. :roflmao2:

I've learned that the tiny country of Luxembourg has some very good cyclists.