Northern California - *NOT* Ride Report!

My NOT! Ride Report:

Got up at 2:30 Couldn't sleep...Book project had me by the Nu**! Can't get away from it...3:30am heard girl talking to Cats outside : ) went out and talked 1/2 hr...forgot to ask why she was walking cats at that time...4am started fixating on the girls? Adam’s apple and husky voice …hmmm? 4:01am sheepishly sneak back in apartment…4:10 10th cup of Joe…handful of raisins…try to nap too jacked up…grab camera head to Embarcadero on my bike “Fluffy” Saw a great photo op…DOH! No mem card…arrrgghh!...5: 30 am Starbucks…11th cup of Joe.. ride home really fast!...Coffee caught up : (

Can’t sleep…7: am 12th cup of Joe!! Clean house…More writing…Practice guitar…Banana Raisins… One sip of Cup # 13…read email no one can make ride!...thank the universe…more writing…hip hurts…sleep for an hour get up take Cathy to breakfast…go shopping…finish chapter 3…read email…everyone having fun riding except for me… really depressed…put on pot of coffee…and here I am cup 15 *New Record* (added asterisk due to doping on coffee) …What a LOSER today…All jacked up and nowhere to go.

Pete

:lol::lol::lol:

Ya win some.....


Ya lose some...
:roflmao2:

Even your "not ride" report is fun to read. :lol:

Pics or it didn't happ-- oh, right.

:P

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa292/taxi777/toomuch.jpg

did some one say picture

You Know You're Drinking
Too Much Coffee When . . .
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You answer the door before people knock.
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You speed walk in your sleep.
You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
Cocaine is a downer.
All your kids are named "Joe".
You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
People can test their batteries in your ears.
Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
You get drunk just so you can sober up.
You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
Your Thermos is on wheels.
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You have a conniption over spilled milk.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You don't tan, you roast.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.
Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.
You can't even remember your second cup.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

Somebody take Pete's coffee away from him....

Oh look. "PETE'S COFFEE!!" AHHH HA HA HAhahahah!!!! *ahem* :rolleyes:

You know Pete I almost called you on my drive back home yesterday morning. I was thinking about it in Vacaville. I had another set of clean cycling clothes in my bag from the Death Ride. The steel bike is still covered in mud and debris but it was in the car ready for a ride. By the 680 turn off from 80 I almost pulled the trigger and rang you up but then thought about the whole 2% in lair business and instead drove home to ride later in the afternoon.

And I thought I was a frapaholic when it comes to caffeine.

oh wow lol

You know Pete I almost called you on my drive back home yesterday morning. I was thinking about it in Vacaville. I had another set of clean cycling clothes in my bag from the Death Ride. The steel bike is still covered in mud and debris but it was in the car ready for a ride. By the 680 turn off from 80 I almost pulled the trigger and rang you up but then thought about the whole 2% in lair business and instead drove home to ride later in the afternoon.

And I thought I was a frapaholic when it comes to caffeine.

Jeeesshhh! dude give yourself a day off for cryin out loud!:rolleyes:

You Know You're Drinking
Too Much Coffee When . . .


You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.



I grind my teeth in my sleep, so this is when I grind my beans. It's a time-saver and it reduces my carbon footprint.

I grind my teeth in my sleep, so this is when I grind my beans. It's a time-saver and it reduces my carbon footprint.

clever! Maybe I can gum mine!

You must be a ironman. If I couldn't sleep during the night, I'm totally useless the next day and must take a long nap, let alone any riding.

clever! Maybe I can gum mine!

Hey maybe this is a good time to suggest a social coffee ride. Primary difference from previous
rides is that it gets faster and faster.