Phatman
01-20-04, 11:33 AM
two hydrogen atoms were walking along. suddenly, one exclaims, "oh no! I've lost my electron!". "Are you sure?" said the other.
"I'm positive!"
"I'm positive!"
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TrekRider
01-20-04, 04:12 PM
two hydrogen atoms were walking along. suddenly, one exclaims, "oh no! I've lost my electron!". "Are you sure?" said the other.
"I'm positive!"
Hey, me even got that one and me flunkeened fisiks, too.
"I'm positive!"
Hey, me even got that one and me flunkeened fisiks, too.
bugman
01-20-04, 05:15 PM
An electron, a proton, and a neutron walked into a bar which had a sign, "All drinks $1.00." The electron said, "Hey guys we only have $2.00 among the three of us". The proton said, don't worry there is no charge for the neutron. The electron said, "Are you sure?" The proton answered, "I'm positive."
james Haury
01-20-04, 05:39 PM
I can't believe the electron and the Proton got married ,but they say opposites attract.
LittleBigMan
01-21-04, 09:02 AM
two hydrogen atoms were walking along. suddenly, one exclaims, "oh no! I've lost my electron!".
I hope the other atom doesn't pick up any negativity from the first atom.
I hope the other atom doesn't pick up any negativity from the first atom.
AdrianB
01-21-04, 07:14 PM
Two electrons were trying to get together but were repulsed by one another. Until a proton came between them and they just connected.
Zub Zub
01-22-04, 01:53 AM
They are all so sad!
Mr Spanky
01-22-04, 04:05 AM
Two dead guys are on the way up to heaven. As they approach the pearly gates, St Peter turns to the first dead guy and says "what are you two doing here?"
The first dead guy says, "well, I had an atom and my friend here was upset because he didn't. So I offered to split mine with him".
:p
yeah, so it's lame, but i only made it up just now.
The first dead guy says, "well, I had an atom and my friend here was upset because he didn't. So I offered to split mine with him".
:p
yeah, so it's lame, but i only made it up just now.