for you science nerds out there

[Phatman]

two hydrogen atoms were walking along. suddenly, one exclaims, "oh no! I've lost my electron!". "Are you sure?" said the other.

"I'm positive!"

[TrekRider]

two hydrogen atoms were walking along. suddenly, one exclaims, "oh no! I've lost my electron!". "Are you sure?" said the other.

"I'm positive!"


Hey, me even got that one and me flunkeened fisiks, too.

[bugman]

An electron, a proton, and a neutron walked into a bar which had a sign, "All drinks $1.00." The electron said, "Hey guys we only have $2.00 among the three of us". The proton said, don't worry there is no charge for the neutron. The electron said, "Are you sure?" The proton answered, "I'm positive."

[james Haury]

I can't believe the electron and the Proton got married ,but they say opposites attract.

[LittleBigMan]

two hydrogen atoms were walking along. suddenly, one exclaims, "oh no! I've lost my electron!".
I hope the other atom doesn't pick up any negativity from the first atom.

[AdrianB]

Two electrons were trying to get together but were repulsed by one another. Until a proton came between them and they just connected.

[Zub Zub]

They are all so sad!

[Mr Spanky]

Two dead guys are on the way up to heaven. As they approach the pearly gates, St Peter turns to the first dead guy and says "what are you two doing here?"

The first dead guy says, "well, I had an atom and my friend here was upset because he didn't. So I offered to split mine with him".


:p


yeah, so it's lame, but i only made it up just now.