Why You Should Never Go to a 5* Hotel?

[makhno]

Question: "What would you like to have: Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question: "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or Green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White"
Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
Answer: "With milk"
Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"
Answer: "With cow milk please"
Question: "Milk from Freeze land cow or African cow?"
Answer: "Um, I'll take it black"
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar"
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead"
Question: "Mineral water or still water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst"

[Popozao]

lol good one goos one

[MikenBike]

Hahahaha that's a great one!