Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Why we don't suck

because we ride with out fear.

what are you talking about?

Yea, what are you talking about?

because we don't dump tons of noxious poisons into the atmosphere.

because we don't dump tons of noxious poisons into the atmosphere.

i do if i have lunch at the greek joint down the block from my shop..

im scared now

Because we are always at the ready to jump in with both feet, just for the sake of bragging rights.

Because we are all massive hardasses

because we ride with out fear.

Speak for yourself. l live in the GHE-TTO!

Because we have one speed. William you forgot to take your prosac weekly!

Because our wit is pointed, quick and sharp. Ouch! my eye.

Cuz I once shot a man in Reno

Cuz I once shot a man in Reno

What'd you do that for?

cuz he tried to steal his fixie

What'd you do that for?
Just to watch him die.

Never heard the song about me sung by the real JC?

So, like when you hear a rusty deraileur, do you hang you head and cry?

So, like when you hear a rusty deraileur, do you hang you head and cry?
Yes, a lot. And point. And then laugh a little. And drink more Pabst

My SSer has dust on its saddle.

I definitely suck. It's edgy.

So, like when you hear a rusty deraileur, do you hang you head and cry?


I see an awful lot of people on the sidewalk, with their seat's too low, on a bike too big for them, that they bought at Walmart, and hear them squeeking as their chain grinds what's left of their derailers to bits.

I see that a lot and I wonder why they don't get a single speed if they, like me, aren't terribly mechanical. I also can't help but think that their derailers aren''t doing em much good as they are going 10 MPH in a gear that is too high while I am spinning about 15 MPH.

Dunno, I guess they just suck. Maybe Walmart sucks. Perhaps this would be a good time to blame the Bush Administration, I'm not sure how, but I'm sure it's somehow their fault. If only big oil companies would lobby for bicycle education instead of suppressing the EPA. If only the EPA weren't manned by former big oil lobbiests that were placed there by the Bush administration.

Where the heck did this come from? Heh, oh well. Wait, I got it, it's because Bush sucks ass. K thx.


*looks for his prosac*

Yea. Let's vote against the Big Monkey President.

Just to watch him die.

Never heard the song about me sung by the real JC?

Didn't your mama tell you "Son, always be a good boy. Don't never play with guns?"

Didn't your mama tell you "Son, always be a good boy. Don't never play with guns?"
Yeah dont take yer guns to town

Yeah dont take yer guns to town

Got that Sue?

Yeah dont take yer guns to town

This thread is getting me down, today...

Y'know, I wish a lonesome whistle would blow my blues away...



Yeah....tag you're it....

Hey Schiek -

How many of your dogs did you have to hitch to the fixie to make it through all four inches of the white death this morning?

Hey Schiek -

How many of your dogs did you have to hitch to the fixie to make it through all four inches of the white death this morning?

Call me a poseur...a loser....a fixed gear dilettante...but...

I rode the freewheelin' MTB into work. It was either that or the wife's cross-country skis.

Good call skipping the skis...I hear your Swedish isn't that good. Maybe that's why you suck?

I won't even start to go into the reasons I suck.

We got snow this weekend too. What a load of @$$. Not livin the dream right now...but getting ready for a new frame. Surly Steamroller, part 2. Gotta love the price and effectiveness of said frame. I have too much time to plan for another project

Supposed to get 3 inches of snow here today.

Supposed to get 3 inches of snow here today.
You'll need to buy a new bike then for sure

Great minds think alike, and so do ours.

Call me a poseur...a loser....a fixed gear dilettante...but...

I rode the freewheelin' MTB into work. It was either that or the wife's cross-country skis.

-34°F at Saranac Lake this morning. Think I'll skip any bike related activities today. Maybe I'll throw on something more than the Levi jacket...where'd I leave that touque thingy.

And underneath all the snow, I'm sure the first 3" from October is still there.