Foo - Yes! Back to being a Jerk!!

Wow. I emailed the ex. I worked on her motorcycle on Monday, but she needs to ride it to make sure it's fixed. I need about 15 minutes to finish up her bike and I'm leaving for a week in a couple days, so, since she wants to sell the bike quickly, I just sent her an email...

"I'm heading back to ****** in a couple days so if you want the bike finished, you need to let me know what's happening."

She just called me up crying. "Are you heading back permanently?" I told her no, just getting my stuff but she needs to let me know what's happening with the bike. The entire conversation she was talking quietly in between little crying gasps.

Part of me wants to reassure her and be the nice, sensitive man I was to her, but most of me want's to be a complete dick to her. So that's what I did. All business, no sensitivity. If she's still holding onto feelings, she needs to deal with it and keep me the hell out of it.

I'm slightly happier now.

That's what I'm talking about.

Good for you. I'm proud of you !!Let's see how long THIS lasts. :rolleyes: I would have said that you were not sure if it's permanent, you are gonna check things out....

I'm bad like that.

If, the next time you see her, she starts crying, be sure to kick her in the shins, tweak her nose, poke her in the eye, and pull her hair, all while laughing in her face.

Then fart and leave the room forever.

You may want to clog her toilet too.

An Upper Deck may be a nice going away present as well.

Whats happening?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

You may want to clog her toilet too.

An Upper Deck may be a nice going away present as well.

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http://www.prosportsmemorabilia.com/Images/Product/33-57/33-57244-F.jpg

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=upper+deck :roflmao2:

I'm not sure what disturbs me more. The fact that Upper Deck means what it does, or that Stacey knows what it means....:twitchy:

:lol:

I'll bet I know what would disturb her more...

Man...you still talking about this? *ugh*

"I'm heading back to ****** in a couple days so if you want the bike finished, you need to let me know what's happening."

She just called me up crying. "Are you heading back permanently?" I told her no, just getting my stuff but she needs to let me know what's happening with the bike. The entire conversation she was talking quietly in between little crying gasps.

You should have just said yes. She would move on, you would move on...

East Hill

dude - move on to another gal that appreciates you and shut up about this already. Sheesh.

(that's how you be a jerk...)

I'm not sure what disturbs me more. The fact that Upper Deck means what it does, or that Stacey knows what it means....:twitchy:

Baaaa-aaaaad upper deck!

So- you are fixing her bike. What is she doing for you in return?

I get this frame.

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk77/UnsafeAlpine/Bikes/P4120022-1-1.jpg

Does that say 'Catamite'? :eek:

Wow. I emailed the ex. I worked on her motorcycle on Monday, but she needs to ride it to make sure it's fixed. I need about 15 minutes to finish up her bike and I'm leaving for a week in a couple days, so, since she wants to sell the bike quickly, I just sent her an email...

"I'm heading back to ****** in a couple days so if you want the bike finished, you need to let me know what's happening."

She just called me up crying. "Are you heading back permanently?" I told her no, just getting my stuff but she needs to let me know what's happening with the bike. The entire conversation she was talking quietly in between little crying gasps.

Part of me wants to reassure her and be the nice, sensitive man I was to her, but most of me want's to be a complete dick to her. So that's what I did. All business, no sensitivity. If she's still holding onto feelings, she needs to deal with it and keep me the hell out of it.

I'm slightly happier now.
You jerk! :notamused:

:p

Does that say 'Catamite'? :eek:

Heh...

Good job! Now just stick to your guns. :)

If you are Jerk again, try to stay away from oil cans, or really cans of any sort. He hates cans.

new avatar maybe?

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071115/martin/jerk_l.jpg

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