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formula4
07-23-08, 11:15 PM
Tonight, a girl I met online showed me her boobies and *** ******* ******. I have images.

I am sorry. Some things just make me happy and I feel the need to vent.



Dear Unsafe Alpine,

You have been posting recently with problems you have. Perhaps you should find a new, beautiful, NOT ONLINE like I met girl-of-your-dreams? It is not that hard. I'd bet you probably ten to thirty cents-ish that in the near future, you will come across a beautiful young lass that will be single.

I'd say you should be unsafe and go for it all. Let the electrons flow! You will never know what happens. This other girl could easily be on a dried branch and you wouldn't even know it. In the future, perhaps you should stop making fun of people here and you would see the difference.

OK, the last 2 sentences were completely weird. But really, you should go do some amazing stuff.

I do.

Love,

David. (aka Formula4)

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UnsafeAlpine
07-23-08, 11:32 PM
Thanks. I really mean it. It's been such a strange journey since February that it's difficult to explain what's going on. I'll get through this... if my back ever heals, I'll be mountaineering this winter. Maybe I'll meet someone, maybe I won't, it doesn't matter right now. This will end and something else will begin.

I'm glad you found someone who will show you her boobies. That's awesome. Maybe you can shoot her with your sweet squirt gun...;)

Keep up the weirdness. :thumb:

UA
hos13
07-24-08, 07:27 AM
Tonight, a girl I met online showed me her boobies and *** ******* ******. I have images.





How much did that set you back?

jsharr
07-24-08, 08:22 AM
PM's or it didn't happen
TitaniuMerlin
07-24-08, 08:30 AM
Pics or it didnt happen.
Taerom
07-24-08, 08:44 AM
Tonight, a girl I met online showed me her boobies

jsharr is not a girl. Fail.
artifice
07-24-08, 09:19 AM
you will come across a beautiful young lass that will be single.
does it matter if she's single or beautiful? I think just a lass would be a step in the right direction for rebounding. ;)
UnsafeAlpine
07-24-08, 09:20 AM
Hot is much more important than single...trust me on this.
StupidlyBrave
07-24-08, 09:21 AM
jsharr is not a girl. Fail.

I understand the "not a girl" business, but please explain how it is "Fail". ;)
UnsafeAlpine
07-24-08, 09:22 AM
I understand the "not a girl" business, but please explain how it is "Fail". ;)

Exactly. Boy or girl, jsharr still has very nice boobies.
StupidlyBrave
07-24-08, 09:23 AM
Hot is much more important than single...trust me on this.

Gimme three steps...
trsidn
07-24-08, 10:26 AM
If you are gonna PM you need to share:p
lucky53s
07-24-08, 10:31 AM
Single is more important than hot. Because everyone knows that beauty is only a light switch away.
UnsafeAlpine
07-24-08, 10:34 AM
Single is more important than hot. Because everyone knows that beauty is only a light switch away.

Not true, I'm not always in a place where I can turn the lights off. Married just means they're on the black market....
lucky53s
07-24-08, 10:45 AM
Your ego from hooking up with an ugly girl heals way faster than a bullet hole.