Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in the jar of alcohol:----------dead.

Second worm in the jar of cigarette smoke:--dead.

Third worm in the jar of sperm:--------------dead.

Fourth worm in the jar of soil:----------------alive.

Lesson Learned: As long as you drink, smoke and have
sex, you won't get worms.