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cycletourist
02-01-04, 08:56 AM
Oh AdBot AdBot, how I love you so.
You always come to great me,
but why, I do not know.
So here I am a typing,
and oh so faintly griping,
You are not here to meet me,
I wonder, where'd you go?

cycletourist
02-01-04, 08:58 AM
Oh AdBot AdBot, so fine and so fair.
come hither and let me smell your underwear :-)
cycletourist
02-01-04, 08:59 AM
Ah, there you are. Good morning love :=)

MKRG
02-01-04, 10:44 AM
WHOOSH!!! (the sound of your mind slipping away) :)
Resident
02-01-04, 12:52 PM
I'm getting another glass of wine...
pitboss
02-01-04, 02:16 PM
Third post, always yours
Salvation costs twenty-five
Pabst has more value

Nothing good to say
In-law to the bike forums
Silence is costly
The Rob
02-01-04, 05:26 PM
Alas, G! Though your
Posts are chock-full of goodies,
No-one quotes you. Sad. :cry:
Schiek
02-01-04, 10:33 PM
Ad-Bot frog splashing
Janet Jackson Nipple Art
Post Now Quick Reply
iamlucky13
02-03-04, 02:54 AM
From the bowels of yonder server box
the ad-bot dost send gentle word.
The sale of precious goods for loss
on websites else unheard.

For when thou needst a better deal
then fairest bike shop ever gave,
you buy a spoke, perhaps a wheel.
Plastic cards made you their slave.
bombusben
02-04-04, 10:00 AM
There once was a bot named G
that nobody wanted to see
so the moderator said
"If you'd like it dead-
Please consider becoming a donating member and see it ad free!"
jeff williams
02-07-04, 12:19 AM
Ad-bot listening
answer questions not for you
merchants frozen smile.
CRUM
02-07-04, 06:21 AM
Ad-Bots may be spiffy
Ad-Bots may be keen.
for the want of a little jingle
my threads, they'd be clean.

But I like my little Ad-bots
They serve to remind me
That nothing is free.