Subject: Don't be a Victim!!!


Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping into it. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the
other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th
& 24th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three
times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each

Lol, I've heard that one before - just can't remember where. Still cracks me up.

There's also these versions.

http://furious-citizen.org/2008/08/a-home-depot-warning/
http://www.tinyportal.net/index.php?action=printpage;topic=19198.0
http://netnewsasia.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=168&Itemid=72


A funny thing to pull as a counter to that scam would be to put either photocopied bills or those fake bills with religious messages on them in your wallet in place of real money. :))

Four guys in a car, running low on gasoline. They pass many gas stations because the driver insists he knows a better place just up the road. Sure enough, they finally see a run-down gas station, with prices about 20% higher than any of the places they just passed. The other guys start protesting, but the driver points out a small sign next to the price sign: "Win free sex with gasoline purchase."

They buy the fuel, go inside to pay and while at the counter, one of them asks about the free sex part. The clerk replies, "Pick a number". The guy says, "7". The clerk: "You lose. No sex. Welcome again."

They get in the car and as they pull away three passengers start suspecting this was just a scam to get them pay more for the fuel. The driver intervenes, "No way, it's for real, seriously, my wife won there 4 times last week!"

--J