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08-05-08, 10:47 AM
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow cop.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!
Glasgow cop says, ? ? ? ? ' Can I see your licence?please?'
London Lawyer says, ? ? 'What for?'
Glasgow cop says, ? ? ? ?'Ye ?didnae ?come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, ? ?'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Glasgow cop says, ? ? ? ?'Ye ?still didnae ?come to a complete stop. Can I see your licence?please?'
London Lawyer says, ? 'What's the difference?'
Glasgow cop says, ? ? ? 'The difference is, ye ?havte to come to complete stop, that's ?the law,??Can I see your licence?please?'
London Lawyer says, ? 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and ?don't give me the ticket.'
Glasgow cop says, ? ? ? 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.' :notamused:
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
he Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the?crap out of the lawyer and says 'Dae ?ye ?want me to stop, or just slow doon?' :eek:
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!
Glasgow cop says, ? ? ? ? ' Can I see your licence?please?'
London Lawyer says, ? ? 'What for?'
Glasgow cop says, ? ? ? ?'Ye ?didnae ?come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, ? ?'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Glasgow cop says, ? ? ? ?'Ye ?still didnae ?come to a complete stop. Can I see your licence?please?'
London Lawyer says, ? 'What's the difference?'
Glasgow cop says, ? ? ? 'The difference is, ye ?havte to come to complete stop, that's ?the law,??Can I see your licence?please?'
London Lawyer says, ? 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and ?don't give me the ticket.'
Glasgow cop says, ? ? ? 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.' :notamused:
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
he Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the?crap out of the lawyer and says 'Dae ?ye ?want me to stop, or just slow doon?' :eek: