Doh!!

I can't believe it took so long for this one.

I said it in front of my then 2yr old son once. He spent the next three months repeating whenever he dropped something.

Grandpa : "I'm old! I hate everything except Matlock!"

George Plimpton (personal fav 1-time guest, Lisa spelling bee episode) : "Now I go back to doing whatever it is that I do."

Also from Lisa spelling bee episode:

Otto : "Spell AC/DC"
Lisa : "A-C-D-C"
Otto : "Wrong, you forgot the lightening bolt."

"I bleed all the time. I play golf and stuff, so there's always something, nicks and stuff here and there. "

Oh sorry, thought you meant OJ.

Mr. Plow episode:

Homer : "Now, we play the waiting game....(4 seconds pass). I'm tired of the waiting game, let's play Hungry, Hungry Hippos."

homer - "look at the bird, hes drinking the watteerrrrrrrrrr!!"
hank - "homer thats been invented allready"
homer - " you'll make millions!!"

Mobster: "Shut up Hammel, you never even finished Jedi School."