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free_pizza
02-08-06, 09:15 AM
When Bart burns the christmas tree down...

Marge: homer, wake up, i think i hearD a noise!
Homer Rolling Over: hhrhrgghhhhhghghhhrrrnnnhhnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Marge making breathing noises:
Homer: KNOCK ITT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!

SpongeDad
02-08-06, 09:31 AM
Doh!!

I can't believe it took so long for this one.

I said it in front of my then 2yr old son once. He spent the next three months repeating whenever he dropped something.
spyguy
02-08-06, 12:59 PM
Grandpa : "I'm old! I hate everything except Matlock!"

George Plimpton (personal fav 1-time guest, Lisa spelling bee episode) : "Now I go back to doing whatever it is that I do."

spyguy
02-08-06, 01:01 PM
Also from Lisa spelling bee episode:

**** : "Spell AC/DC"
Lisa : "A-C-D-C"
**** : "Wrong, you forgot the lightening bolt."
Brillig
02-08-06, 01:30 PM
"I bleed all the time. I play golf and stuff, so there's always something, nicks and stuff here and there. "

Oh sorry, thought you meant OJ.
spyguy
02-08-06, 02:58 PM
Mr. Plow episode:

Homer : "Now, we play the waiting game....(4 seconds pass). I'm tired of the waiting game, let's play Hungry, Hungry Hippos."
free_pizza
02-08-06, 03:26 PM
homer - "look at the bird, hes drinking the watteerrrrrrrrrr!!"
hank - "homer thats been invented allready"
homer - " you'll make millions!!"
Michigander
02-27-06, 11:24 AM
Mobster: "Shut up Hammel, you never even finished Jedi School."