Mayonnaise
02-06-04, 10:22 AM
"Have The Rolling Stones Killed"
C.M. Burns
C.M. Burns
Books, Movies, Music & Entertainment - Favorite Simpsons Quotes
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02-06-04, 10:35 AM
poster on wall of illegal fireworks storeroom.
"Play more with Claymore!"
Not funny, but worth thinking about.
If you don't know what it is in reference to-
It's a directional fragmentation mine.
I had a link but removed-but think, childen, minefields, fireworks, wars. sad,sad stuff.
"Play more with Claymore!"
Not funny, but worth thinking about.
If you don't know what it is in reference to-
It's a directional fragmentation mine.
I had a link but removed-but think, childen, minefields, fireworks, wars. sad,sad stuff.
gonesh9
02-06-04, 10:44 AM
I'm level 5 vegan: I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
ridealot
02-06-04, 11:12 AM
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Ralph Wiggum
Ralph Wiggum
superchivo
02-06-04, 12:23 PM
"Um. Mayo."
-Homer
-Homer
geneman
02-06-04, 12:44 PM
"Ummmm ... hog fat"
caloso
02-06-04, 12:45 PM
They have the internet on computers now? -- Homer J. Simpson
Bike666
02-06-04, 01:07 PM
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.
Buzzbomb
02-06-04, 01:27 PM
"Woohoo! Cheap meat!" - Homer J. Simpson
"Mmmm, forbidden soul donut..." - Homer J. Simpson
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer J. Simpson
"It's a scientific fact." - Homer J. Simpson
"Mmmm, forbidden soul donut..." - Homer J. Simpson
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer J. Simpson
"It's a scientific fact." - Homer J. Simpson
originalbart
02-06-04, 01:44 PM
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." - Homer J. Simpson
caloso
02-06-04, 02:22 PM
SIDESHOW BOB: "Oh come, now. You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five! What about the buffoon lessons? The four years at clown college?"
CECIL: "I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way."
CECIL: "I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way."
temp1
02-06-04, 02:51 PM
"you hit the tire fire"
The Van
02-06-04, 08:38 PM
"I'm so hungry I could eat Arby's"
danr
02-07-04, 12:37 PM
Homer at the post office trying to intercept an insulting letter that was accidentally sent to Mr. Burns.
Homer, "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Post office employee, "OK Mr. Burns, what is your first name."
Homer, "I don't know."
Homer, "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Post office employee, "OK Mr. Burns, what is your first name."
Homer, "I don't know."
temp1
02-07-04, 01:06 PM
I think this is from Southpark, but "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die"
james Haury
02-07-04, 05:28 PM
Homer. mmm making Bacon.
RegularGuy
02-07-04, 06:00 PM
"Put me back on my bike."
--Tom Simpson, Mont Ventoux, July 13, 1967
--Tom Simpson, Mont Ventoux, July 13, 1967
pitboss
02-07-04, 06:37 PM
Tramampoline!
temp1
02-07-04, 06:53 PM
Hootie McBoob
Bustie Laru
Bustie Laru
pitboss
02-07-04, 07:52 PM
Hootie McBoob
Bustie Laru
and Chesty Sinclair
Bustie Laru
and Chesty Sinclair
temp1
02-07-04, 08:32 PM
and Chesty Sinclair
Doh!!
Doh!!
bac
02-07-04, 10:23 PM
"Put me back on my bike."
--Tom Simpson, Mont Ventoux, July 13, 1967
Damn!
--Tom Simpson, Mont Ventoux, July 13, 1967
Damn!
slvoid
02-07-04, 10:47 PM
Kill my boss...? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Mayonnaise
02-09-04, 09:22 AM
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."
caloso
02-09-04, 11:54 AM
Principal Skinner, addressing a school assembly: "Are you adequately prepared to rock?"
bradw
02-09-04, 01:45 PM
"Marge, if you're going to get mad everytime I do something stupid,
then I guess I just have to stop doing stupid things!"
"To alcohol, the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems!"
There are so many others.
Like my sig below.
then I guess I just have to stop doing stupid things!"
"To alcohol, the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems!"
There are so many others.
Like my sig below.
robertsdvd
02-09-04, 02:35 PM
Ok Brain, you don't like me and I don't like you, so let's just do this thing and I'll get back to killing you with beer. :beer:
bombusben
02-09-04, 03:26 PM
"These berries taste like burning" -Ralph
damianb
02-10-04, 01:06 PM
"Grease me up, woman!" - Groundskeeper Willie
danr
02-14-04, 08:07 PM
The episode where Bart rang up a credit card and bought a collie. Homer comments on the collie,
"This is the kind of dog you have to feed every day."
"This is the kind of dog you have to feed every day."
Rev.Chuck
02-15-04, 06:28 PM
Homer-
(I bought you) The Bob Seger box set. Which really only needed to be one disc, but... nice box.
(I bought you) The Bob Seger box set. Which really only needed to be one disc, but... nice box.
Buzzbomb
02-16-04, 04:51 AM
The episode where Bart rang up a credit card and bought a collie. Homer comments on the collie,
"This is the kind of dog you have to feed every day."
Great, coffee all over the screen now...
"This is the kind of dog you have to feed every day."
Great, coffee all over the screen now...
Mayonnaise
02-17-04, 08:38 AM
"I'm doing all the pulling you blouse wearing poodle walker" Willie to Principal Skinner
hammye
03-13-04, 06:21 PM
"let me set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute."
homer
homer
L-Dawg
03-13-04, 07:20 PM
Barney -
AHH! Natural light! Get it off me, Get it off me!
AHH! Natural light! Get it off me, Get it off me!
james Haury
03-20-04, 04:43 AM
But I told you I'm not a pilot' I just wore this uniform so i could drink in the bar! (H Simpson) And I told you ,you fly boys crack me up! !(Airline employee)
james Haury
03-20-04, 04:44 AM
If word of this ever gets out Kwasy Clown airlines will become a laughingstock.(President of Airline?)
pyze-guy
03-21-04, 01:12 AM
Save me Jebus-Homer
I picked my nose til it bleeded-Ralph
HA Ha-Nelson
I picked my nose til it bleeded-Ralph
HA Ha-Nelson
poululla
03-21-04, 05:07 AM
Smithers, release the hounds !!! - Mr. Burns
RiPHRaPH
03-21-04, 05:32 AM
too many....
homer's father, when found after escaping from the old folks home:
i'm cold....and there's wolves after me (its funnier in his voice)
homer's father, when found after escaping from the old folks home:
i'm cold....and there's wolves after me (its funnier in his voice)
Guest
03-22-04, 03:16 PM
'Where's the "Any" key?'
Homer, trying to figure out which key to hit on the keyboard in order to save the nuclear power plant from blowing up Springfield.
Koff
Homer, trying to figure out which key to hit on the keyboard in order to save the nuclear power plant from blowing up Springfield.
Koff
Guest
03-22-04, 03:19 PM
Oh yeah, I also like this one:
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."
khuon
03-22-04, 04:18 PM
It's hard to nail down any specific one so I will just defer to... http://www.doheth.co.uk/games/generator.shtml
Yes... I know there's a whole slew of these generators out there.
Yes... I know there's a whole slew of these generators out there.
MERTON
03-22-04, 06:24 PM
"hey maw! get of da roof! " heh. :D
BurntJoker
04-02-04, 08:25 AM
Homer after Lisa suggests that his BBQ be vegetarian...
"If I went to a BBQ and there was no meat, I'd be like 'Yo, Goober, where's the meat?' I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."
"If I went to a BBQ and there was no meat, I'd be like 'Yo, Goober, where's the meat?' I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."
caloso
04-02-04, 11:45 PM
Bart (chanting): You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!
BurntJoker
04-07-04, 02:43 PM
Homer: "Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?"
Apu: "Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it."
Homer: "Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."
Apu: "Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it."
Homer: "Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."
danr
04-07-04, 09:06 PM
"Mon père, quel bafoon." - Bart (translated, it is suppose to mean My father, what a bafoon.)
"You hear that Marge, my boy speaks French." - Homer
"You hear that Marge, my boy speaks French." - Homer
mindbogger
04-07-04, 09:15 PM
Its like i am wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.........damn sexy flanders - Homer
mindbogger
04-07-04, 09:19 PM
Zombie Flanders - Hey Homer, I feel a bit peckish. Mind if I chew on your ear?
(Homer Kills Flanders)
Bart - Dad! you killed Zombie Flanders
Homer - He was a Zombie?
(Homer Kills Flanders)
Bart - Dad! you killed Zombie Flanders
Homer - He was a Zombie?