Foo - Happy Birthday to Me!

Happy Birthday to me. My wife is breaking my shoes and my daughter is being a teenage pain in the posterior and my mother in law does not like me. Hell, my wife had the dog emasculated so I am all alone in this house of pain. What joy and lovliness fill my days!

HAPPY frigging birthday to me. They left the gifts in the living room and walked out. Yup, just lovely. Why? I went on a two hour bike ride between 6 and 8 and walked in at 9. Never mind that I do this ride every Thursday and sweetness knows this. The bike club members are nicer to me than my own dear family. Did I mention I spent the day at home with my family. Yes, I am living everyones vision of how joyous a birthday should be.

Yes HAPPY BIIRTHDAY to me. My lovely wife is a treasure who likes to spend money we don't have on a regular basis. Remind me again of just how fortunate I am to be married to such a lovely woman. Thank you my dear spouse for being a pluperfect **** and ruining what should be a fairly happy day in my mundane existance. Thank you teenage daughter for taking a cue from your mother and being a real **** as well. Mom in Law you are an altogether different species but at least you have never pretended to be nice to me.

So Happy Birthday to me as I now plan how to get my stuff out of here and leave my sweet wife. She will come home one day and I and my "stuff" will be gone. That I think will be my gift to me.

So happy frigging birthday to me! Happy birthday and best wishes that my ****ty mundane life does not get any worse!:roflmao2::lol::roflmao2::lol:

Happy Birthday?!?

We love you and your badass Opus Avatar...:love: :hug:

You only had one birthday, years ago, get over it.

Feelin' your pain.

Maybe someone will get you a delicious bass.

You only had one birthday, years ago, get over it.

Another of my wife's relatives of one sort or another!:twitchy::crash:

He's from Colorado, never trust anyone from there...

Yes HAPPY BIIRTHDAY to me. My lovely wife is a treasure who likes to spend money we don't have on a regular basis.

Something like your 8 or whatever it is bikes?

HAPPY FRIGGIN' BIRTHDAY

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb73/desirea06/happy-birthday.jpg

mustang1, is that you?

Dude, I normally catch delicious bass, but it sounds like you need more than the norm.
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/bass/TX_lake7.jpg

http://bertsbeerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bass.jpg

Something like your 8 or whatever it is bikes?

Yup! My eight bikes that I paid for out of my money. Money that I worked very had to earn. Savings that I scrimped and scraped to put together. Nothing went on a card. I saved and then got what I wanted and that was bikes! Hell, I have money together to buy quite a few more bikes. I may yet do that.

I don't smoke or gamble! I indulge in alcohol from time to time and I have very plain taste in clothes. So if I want to take "MY" hard earned savings and buy a few bikes then by God I am going to do so without making apologies to anyone!:P

jsharr, thanks for the Bass!:thumb:

De Nada, mi amigo. Sorry to hear of the trouble in paradise.

Thanks jsharr! You know what they say though......into each life a little rain must fall.....................

Dude, I normally catch delicious bass, but it sounds like you need more than the norm.

I got you some delicious bass too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dXnJV8-l8c

Wife malfunction?

Dispose

That was great bass!

Wife malfunction?

Dispose


Working on it.

Who are you again?






















j/k

Happy Birthday PATH

Any better this am?

Happy Birthday! Sounds like you needed to go for a bit longer of a ride ;)

Much better this day..................

I certainly did need to go for a longer ride................

I hope no bikes were hurt during your "longer ride"...........

Happy belated birthday to you, Path.

And yes, your birthday is a wonderful day because on this day you were brought into this world. And if this day did not exist then we at Foo would be without the pleasure of your graces.

Hope you have a better day and don't forget to ride the Birthday Cake.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/Flycrow/wall2.jpg

How did we manage to miss your birthday?

I am bummed about missing your birthday AND because you are not being shown the consideration due a fellow human being.

Just remember that we like you, and perhaps you should have some Strawberry Bosco?

Happy Birthday!

East Hill

Dear jsharr, Siu, and East Hill, I thank you for making my day a whole lot nicer.

East Hill, I will be sending out Strawberry Bosco. I have been remiss. My macadamia nut bread did not taste near as good as yours by the way!

PATH, I'm sorry to hear about your wife, especially with that kind of timing. That really sucks.

PATH, I'm sorry to hear about your wife, especially with that kind of timing. That really sucks.


The timing really does suck! I have 21 years on board here! Damn!

Working on it.

Join the happily divorced club.

I really hate having to give up 1/2 of all my stuff. Argghhhhhhhh!!!:mad: