Jokes & Humor - An old Aussie joke

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ken cummings
08-14-08, 10:25 PM
In a religious meeting the minister was telling the crowd that if they did not repent their sins before they died they would suffer the fires of Hell for all Eternity. All the group but one said Amen. The minister told that one man he would burn in Hell if he did not repent. The man replied, "I have not fear of Hellfire mate. I come from Marble Bar."


SebNoker
08-19-08, 07:33 AM
huh, sorry but dont get it?

RalfR
08-25-08, 06:22 AM
I new to this great forum, and from Oz. Marble Bar is pretty much our hottest part of the country. It's in the Western Australian Outback. Although it's only hot between July and June they say.:)

Cheers


fordmanvt
09-06-08, 06:13 PM
huh, sorry but dont get it?

Replace Marble Bar with "Death Valley"

StephenH
09-08-08, 07:07 PM
Reminds me of the man that said if he owned Hell and Texas, he'd live in Hell and rent out Texas. :)