Foo - Scotty

"Mr. Scott, this is Capt. Kirk. Can you get me more power, Scotty? I need more power, NOW!"

"Ah'm sorry, Cap'n. Ahm doo'n the best that Ah can."

"What seems to be the trouble, Scotty?"

"It's the reverse dilithium generator flux. It's completely burned out from that last Klingon blast we took."

Desperate tone: "Can you fix it, Mr. Scott?"

"Ah don' think so. And Ah've got bad news, Cap'n. We don't have a replacement, because GM doesn't stock that part any more."

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I would not worry If I were Captain Kirk,Scotty always figures something out.

LBM, I'm sure you heard the tale of the valiant Enterprise besieged on all sides by Romulan warships: Warp drive disabled, shields failing, the bridge a tangle of wreckage. Kirk, wiping blood and sweat from his brow, surveys the damage and his eyes sweep over the crew-members who are still able to sit or stand at their posts, all white as death and terrified. He swears aloud in disgust and faces the view-screen, which displays only the ominous brilliant blue of impending and irreversible doom, and mutters "This is the last Microsoft Windows system we install on my ship!"

LBM, I'm sure you heard the tale of the valiant Enterprise besieged on all sides by Romulan warships: Warp drive disabled, shields failing, the bridge a tangle of wreckage. Kirk, wiping blood and sweat from his brow, surveys the damage and his eyes sweep over the crew-members who are still able to sit or stand at their posts, all white as death and terrified. He swears aloud in disgust and faces the view-screen, which displays only the ominous brilliant blue of impending and irreversible doom, and mutters "This is the last Microsoft Windows system we install on my ship!"



LOL :D What happened to capt.Kirk I used to have a crush on him when I was in high school.He didn't grow old gracefully Mr. priceline .com