Foo - Don't...

...wave me through. I don't want to get hit by that other car.


...hold the elevator for stragglers. That's why they're so damn slow!


...move in front of my bike at the stoplight after I just passed you. I hope you can bunny hop a curb.


...pass my car on the highway and then slow down to my exact speed. I'm not resetting my freaking cruise control - it's right where I want it!


...flub the punch line. Way to ruin a good joke.

...tug on Superman's cape

...spit into the wind

...pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger

...mess around with Jim

...pass my car on the highway and then slow down to my exact speed. I'm not resetting my freaking cruise control - it's right where I want it!


I love that one... It is amazing how often it happens to me...

... zip around me like I am standing still just to take the exit that I pass before you are even completely off the freeway

... honk your horn .02 seconds after the light turns green (Hint: If the red light hasn't faded completely yet, it is too soon to honk).

... smoke within 10 feet of non-smokers outside, it is just as bad as smoking in a no smoking section.

... let your kid scream in public, if you can't control the child, stay home until you can.

... send me those stupid emails that tell me that if I send it to everyone I know and get it back at least three times I am loved... I don't need the validation, and whether I like you or not, you aren't getting it back from me.

... be so negative that you have as long a list of these as I do. ;)

Don't

... expect to pick me up with my bike and expect to stuff it into your car. That's how it scratches -I'll meet you (which I stated in the first place).


... ask me 15 times what I want. Do you want something to drink. "no thanks I'm fine". Milk? "no, I'm fine". Wine? "no XXX, thank you I don't want anything". Beer? :twitchy: (family dinners are something out of an old comedy show sometimes).

... ever offer a person who has nothing ---- something if they are able to create a letter, flyer, etc for you and then forget about payment. Hurts badly when you have nothing.

... pass me then slow down right in front of me (or 20 feet in front of me) because you're Fred and biting off more than you can chew

... stand outside the only exit to the building with 12 other smokers

... assume I meant what you wanted to hear as opposed to what I actually said

... bring a knife to a gun fight

... ask me to help you change your flat when you haven't cleaned your bike in 6 months and don't carry the necessary tools to do the job

... be the self-appointed "commander of the MUP" and feel the need to enforce your imaginary rules

Clean paint off your hands with turpentine... In the bath tub.

Don't ask. :(

Don't

... expect to pick me up with my bike and expect to stuff it into your car. That's how it scratches -I'll meet you (which I stated in the first place).




Tha's why I use a bike rack:D

...roller-skate in a buffalo herd

.... bogart that joint....

...drive the wrong way on the interstates, especially flyovers. When in doubt, in the US the yellow line is on the left, white line is on the right.

...drive the wrong way on a one way street just to make a quick go from one place to another.

...come to a party and talk politics through the whole thing. Politics are great for P&R, but when I come to a party, I care more about plenty of other things than the same old stuff.

...change a baby's diaper on a table in a restaurant in front of everyone, then leave the soiled diaper on the table when leaving.

...demand "computer people" come over to "fix" a computer if you are just going to uninstall the antivirus utilities, and browse the same porn sites with IE instead of Firefox.

...randomly turn around in crowded halls, then give nasty looks when you bump someone.

...leave remnants of your last three meals in your facial hair.

...eat off of my plate.

...shovel half of your food onto my plate.

...make me turn off the tv/radio and listen to 1/2 of a conversation when you are talking on a cordless phone.

...ask me if I can "blow up" the dog eared and torn, faded, tiny, ancient picture of your grandmother

...drive the wrong way on the interstates, especially flyovers. When in doubt, in the US the yellow line is on the left, white line is on the right.

...drive the wrong way on a one way street just to make a quick go from one place to another.

...come to a party and talk politics through the whole thing. Politics are great for P&R, but when I come to a party, I care more about plenty of other things than the same old stuff.

...change a baby's diaper on a table in a restaurant in front of everyone, then leave the soiled diaper on the table when leaving.

...demand "computer people" come over to "fix" a computer if you are just going to uninstall the antivirus utilities, and browse the same porn sites with IE instead of Firefox.

...randomly turn around in crowded halls, then give nasty looks when you bump someone.

...leave remnants of your last three meals in your facial hair.


Why on earth would you do that? :p

...move in front of my bike at the stoplight after I just passed you. I hope you can bunny hop a curb.


+ 1'000'000

...listen to crap music in your car and crank it up as though you expect me to want to listen to it too

...wake me up tomorrow. Seriously. I hardly ever get to sleep in. I don't know when my next chance will be.

...stop at the red light to the freeway entrance ramp when traffic is moving at posted speeds.

...ask me if Im ready with I just asked you for your credit card #

...stop. I'm almost there....that's it....yeahhhh...

stop thinking about tomorrow

stop believing

stop 'til you get enough

stop now

speak

believe the hype

call it a comeback

worry, be happy

. . . tread on me.

. . . assume that, because I have a truck, I will help you move.

...start a thread with "Don't..."

. . . assume that, because I have a truck, I will help you move.
+Eleventy billion. :mad:

Don't...Cheat trying to reel me in by blowing through stop signs I slow way down for, and weaving dangerously around other MUP users who I waited to pass safely. I see you in my mirror, cheater.

. . . assume that, because I have an Xtracycle, I will help you move.

Fixed. :D

-Try to pass me on the right (you WILL find yourself in the bushes)
-Ask me a question you dont want an honest answer to.
-Tell me I'm wrong unless you have proof
-Tell me your problems unless I ask (my sister and my mother are shrinks...I put in car stereos)

...stop. I'm almost there....that's it....yeahhhh...
lol

...use your teeth

don't put your jeep in the front of the pack if you're just going to break it and hold everyone up on the trail.

don't put your jeep in the front of the pack if you're just going to break it and hold everyone up on the trail.


+1000

stop thinking about tomorrowBloody post stealer.

-pee on my leg and tell me its raining...

...just don't...

....buy/drive a hummer. Humvee is ok though.

... eat over ripe dandilion sap.

... be a smarf, just sayin..

...address me as "bud" if I am a customer and you are in a service-oriented business.

...go breaking my heart

...let the sun go down on me

... fear the reaper

.. you want me baby?

..You (Forget About Me)

...jump on it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O3_EOmbpmI).

... let porn stars from the 70's make music videos.

...jump on it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O3_EOmbpmI).

... you dare do that again

...move in front of my bike at the stoplight after I just passed you. I hope you can bunny hop a curb.



Is there a way to block the position for this? I passed people riding cruisers, and no helmets, just to have them get ahead of me when I am stopped at a red light, then try and "sneak" through the red light...:twitchy:

How do you react in such a situation? Do you bother explaining how bad they make other cyclists? Or ignore and ride on? Sometimes doing the latter takes so much effort and will power.

...push me 'cause I'm close to the edge, I'm try-ing not to lose my head. Huh huh hah hah.

...have a cow man...

....mess with 50,000 volts. It hurts. A lot.