Advocacy & Safety - Shadow Runner, No-Hands Ninja

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The Rob
02-11-04, 11:42 PM
I'm riding home tonight along the Springwater Trail. It's dark. Riding the trail at night is very pleasant ordinarily, and though I prefer to ride the streets in the morning I've taken to using the trail homeward to avoid the heavier traffic at the two major intersections on my route.

I pass two or three cyclists heading in the opposite direction and also three joggers, two together, one alone. All but the solitary runner (who chose to wear all black for reasons she alone can know) are well-lit.

I'm still shaking my head over the stealth-jogger (why in all Hells did she choose to wear black to jog along a dark trail at night?), when I spy headlights in my mirror. Someone coming up from behind, overtaking. They aren't tearing it up, they are just riding faster (who doesn't?). The headlights resolve into two cyclists; the woman who is leading says "On your left" and I say "Thank you!" and mean it, as this courtesy is almost never spoken on this trail. Her male companion says nothing but is close enough behind his partner for it to be moot.

They ride on, and I'm smiling to myself, gratified that I'm not the only one who is courteous to other cyclists and...

...here comes this dork on a road bike with no lights at all, hands resting on his thighs and nary a mumble of greeting or warning as he suddenly appears in my peripheral vision, almost literally a phantom of bad form and gracelessness. He's wearing a helmet and so I surmise that he understands at least the abstract concept of 'safety' (or perhaps a friend or family member gave it to him as a gift with the observation "Dood, I've seen you ride. You really need this, 'kay?"), but his clothes reflect little save his questionable grasp of fashion.

I never saw this mouth-breather coming. Had I swerved left to avoid an animal or other obstacle on the path, or moved to pass a pedestrian, this idiot would have had my backpack as an air-bag.

Very rarely have I wished for a stick to thrust into another rider's spokes. This was one such occasion.

I'm still livid. I hope it isn't too obvious.


Allister
02-11-04, 11:57 PM
Had I swerved left to avoid an animal or other obstacle on the path, or moved to pass a pedestrian, this idiot would have had my backpack as an air-bag.

But you didn't , and he didn't, so be glad and relax. Get angry when he actually does run into you. Near collisions are worth getting into too much of a huff about.

LittleBigMan
02-12-04, 10:53 AM
Near collisions aren't worth getting into too much of a huff about.
True. After you stuff your heart back into your throat, you're ok.

:)


John E
02-12-04, 12:03 PM
When walking or jogging at night, I wear white, carry a CatEye halogen bike headlight, and clip a red LED blinkie onto my belt or my backpack.

I do see plenty of unlighted yoyos walking, cycling, or jogging in dark clothes. I also notice that many of the unlit cyclists ride on the wrong side of the road, presumably to avoid being overrun by motorists.

slvoid
02-12-04, 08:02 PM
When I'm out on the trail, even if it's got lighting, I always use a strong front light so I can see the stealth bikers coming up.

I once "saw" this toddler walking back and forth around the bike trail while their parents looked on. The dumbasses dressed him up in these dark overalls and a black sweater. Good thing I spotted his eyes with my headlights with about 10 seconds of warning. Lil thing was about 20" tall.

Chris L
02-12-04, 08:09 PM
I see dropkicks like this all the time around here - it's one of the main reasons I insist on riding on the road. About the only solution to the problem is to give yourself room to take evasive action.

ngateguy
02-12-04, 08:22 PM
Just today I saw a rider in rush hour traffic riding down the road, no hands putting in ear phones for his radio :eek: AT least he had on a helmet

Chris L
02-12-04, 08:45 PM
Just today I saw a rider in rush hour traffic riding down the road, no hands putting in ear phones for his radio :eek: AT least he had on a helmet

I don't believe we should be glad the guy was wearing a helmet. It might inhibit a much needed attack of Darwinism.

The Rob
02-12-04, 08:47 PM
Pardon me, I didn't make it clear that this lackwit approached from behind. Had he been coming from the other direction it wouldn't have been quite so startling.

It irks me to see people doing things like this that fly in the face of basic common sense, but I suppose most people are in some way or another half-convinced they're invulnerable. I should just relax, as Allister advises, and realize I can't police the damned world.

But boy, you just watch me if I ever suddenly discover super powers!

slvoid
02-12-04, 09:02 PM
Hey now, nothing wrong with headphones, I use em, not too loud.

I have a rear blinker plus you can spot the beam on the ground from my headlights even from behind. I take preventive measures and if stealth ninja happens to be blazing away behind me, well I've done what I can, it's all up to him now. Not much I can do so don't worry about it.