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Luken8r
02-12-04, 01:36 PM
My birthday was saturday, and my procratinating wife didnt order me a present until last wednesday...so needless to say it didnt come in time.
Anyway, yesterday afternoon I get home from work first and see a package from Jenson in the doorway. I look down and think to myself "what the hell? I didnt order anything". I look at the address on it and its addressed to her, so I just assumed she bought a new seat or soemthing for her bike. So I bring the box inside and throw it on the counter without thinking twice about it.
So she gets home and we start talking about work and crap and I didnt bring up the box on the table because I just assumed it was hers. After a good sized "daily decompression" she goes to me, "BTW, the box is YOURS"
Hmm, bonus! She already brought me to the Mohegan Sun (casino in CT) for a major drunkfest on Saturday and got me something else, so this cought me by complete surprise.
I open up the box and LO AND BEHOLD....a new pair of Mallet C pedals! Hot damn!. All the articles and picutures on the interweb do not do these things justice, they are gorgeous! I cant wait to put the suckers on the whip and take it for a spin on the trainer.


a2psyklnut
02-12-04, 01:41 PM
Schweet, but we want to hear more about the drunkfest! Pictures too!

L8R

BTW, my wife got me some platforms for Christmas, but it was more of the, "Why don't you go buy some pedals" type gift.

Luken8r
02-12-04, 02:02 PM
no, unfortunately, no drunken videos or pics. good thing too, there were probably some incriminating pictures or me for all I know.
basically we went there with 12 people to do some gambling, but since all the tables had a $25 minimum bet, my wifes friend said "screw this, TO THE BAR!" never one to put up an argument, to the bars we went.
The last place I remember served us this big goldfish bowl filled with all maner of toxics. OJ, pineapple juice, midori, something else and a hefty dose of 151. To continue with the "fishbowl" thing, they even through in some Swedish fish. I think I had a good 50% of this concoction and most of the alchy soaked fish. needless to say, I dont remember too much after that until the next morning when I woke up puking my brains out.
never has the phrase "beer before liquor, never been sicker" heald true http://www.jeepsunlimited.com/forums/images/smilies/smilie_barf.gif