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Football: A game consisting of 22 skilled players, one impartial referee, two
eagle eyed referee’s assistants and one stupid ball.
Teammate: Another person that you have to dribble around
Fans: Two sets of abusive referees
Offside: The Bermuda Triangle area of the pitch where “innocent” players are
drawn towards.
Scoring: When 11 men spontaneously start dancing and kissing, regardless of
any injuries, whilst 11 others droop like wallflowers
Striker: Faultless, overpaid, box hogging lay about whom only misses the goal
when he is fed a bad ball
Defender: Player who’s function is to commit fouls just outside of the penalty
area
Ball: Round object used by referees to entice players into committing fouls.
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eagle eyed referee’s assistants and one stupid ball.
Teammate: Another person that you have to dribble around
Fans: Two sets of abusive referees
Offside: The Bermuda Triangle area of the pitch where “innocent” players are
drawn towards.
Scoring: When 11 men spontaneously start dancing and kissing, regardless of
any injuries, whilst 11 others droop like wallflowers
Striker: Faultless, overpaid, box hogging lay about whom only misses the goal
when he is fed a bad ball
Defender: Player who’s function is to commit fouls just outside of the penalty
area
Ball: Round object used by referees to entice players into committing fouls.
More Sports Jokes (http://drollyjokes.com/category/jokes/sports-jokes/)