Jokes & Humor - Mistaken Identity

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed quietly reading.

The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

BA-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke. ;)

An elderly couple from Kansas are vacationing in Texas when a state trooper pulls them over.

The trooper asks the husband, "license and registration please."

The wife being a bit hard of hearing says in a loud voice, "What'd he say? What'd he say?"

The husband says, "He asked for my license and registration."

The trooper then says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The wife again says, "What'd he say? What'd he say?"

Irritated, the husband tells her, "He asked how fast we were going."

The trooper looks at the license and says, "Kansas, huh? The worst piece of @$$ I ever had was in Kansas..."

The wife asks, "What'd he say? What'd he say?"

The husband answers, "He says he thinks he knows ya."

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed quietly reading.

The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

:thumb:

... and it reminds me of:

A woman sits down at the bar with her little dog in her lap.
The bartender says "Get that pig out of here!"
The woman says "He's not a pig, he's a dog".
So the barkeep says "I was talking to the dog".