Foo - It's been a while, so...Explain yourselves

:notamused:

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what kind of esplaining

Its been 41 yrs, and I still can't explain myself.
Soo.....:innocent:

And as for that Texican Cretin fellow, don't expect anything sensible from him.

Hey all I know, is that it wasn't me. I know nothing, I deny everything.

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

where are we going

Uh...no?

going?
Its a Road Trip?
I call shotgun. It's a Browning 16 ga semiauto w/ an adjusta choke

cool road trip to foo

Threads are too boring. Can't get into R&P, which is all that matters in life.

This needs explaining.

Had no idea Brian was a model for vid-ya games.
http://www.accesspr.com/images/merc2.jpg
Mercenaries II

Threads are too boring. Can't get into R&P, which is all that matters in life.

Rap and Punk?

http://www.accesspr.com/images/merc2.jpg
Mercenaries II

Ooooh, a Hekler & Koch G3? :love:

I do the best I can with the information I'm given.
That's my explanation.

I didn't do it!!! I was uh...clipping my toenails.

I needed it for science.

I don't like the tone of your accusation!

:notamused:**** that. You first, hoser.

Hey, I don't need to explain myself to you, mister :p

I was with a potential client...out late.

What sort of "bike" was she getting? :twitchy:

Hey, I don't need to explain myself to you, mister :pThe hell you don't.

I was just checkin the specs on theee...aaaaaaahhhhh...rotor....girter... I'm retarted.

Ooooh, a Hekler & Koch G3? :love:

Probably not the gun the artist had in mind, if they had anything at all in mind. G3's have straight mags. Looks more like a cartooned up AR.

I'm an enigma. ;)

It was like that when I found it. :innocent:

Otherwise, my sig line sez it all.

Well, I gotta tell you.. I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.

I'm an enigma. ;)

One of my favorite little pieces ... An enigma wrapped in bacon; Wrapped in a riddle, stirred not shaken


me :D

An Enigma Wrapped in Bacon

She's an enigma wrapped in bacon
She's truthful even when she's fakin'
Many hearts she has forsaken
And now, hers too is tossed and taken

She's a puzzle wrapped in pemmican
An inscrutable remonstration
Defenestrating the ugly American
Dancing naked with Pan in the Vatican

A conundrum enclosed in a flapjack
She carries her doubts in a dark brown gunny sack
Wrapped with twine from the hair of a riddle's back
She cooks them with wine and bemused bewilderment

She giggles when she's mad
Says she lives in Dangling, Chad
Carved Andy Warhol's face in a Brillo pad
She's warmest when scantily clad

She's an answer in need of a question
A prudent proposition lacking discretion
A detour around a wandering digression
A non-conforming idiomatic expression

She's a dilemma wrapped in a pickle
Stuffs her pillows with toys and a tickle
Believes she can be unswervingly fickle
Puts stripes on her hammer and stars on her sickle

An enigma wrapped in bacon
Wrapped in a riddle, stirred not shaken
Cloaked in conundrums, half of them taken
Her slumber awakens the sleeping Jamaican

what?????

what?????

EXACTLY!!!! :) "a dilemma wrapped in a pickle ...":thumb:

mmmmm..... pickle.....

Dill, of course.

Probably not the gun the artist had in mind, if they had anything at all in mind. G3's have straight mags. Looks more like a cartooned up AR.

I believe you're right. AR10 with grenade launcher? Definitely .308 though.
Good enough, I'll take 2, please. :)



Pickles? Flapjacks? What the hell are these kids talking about?

I'm beyond explanation! :twitchy:

Well, it's been 4 years, 2 months, 18 days, 51 minutes, 6 seconds since I last saw my sanity. Does that explain it?

what the hell are you talking about?

I think you know...

I have to explain why I havent been around?

yes. :notamused:

I dont explain myself to noobs :p

I am an ameoba

I am an ameoba

Oddly enough, that explains a lot...

I dont explain myself to noobs :p

it's n00bs to you, buddy.

there was a flood....the car broke down...I ran out of gas....you gotta believe me...

I was never happy as a child...






















...but elected not to grow up anyway -- OK? Good enough for you?

This needs explaining.

Had no idea Brian was a model for vid-ya games.
http://www.accesspr.com/images/merc2.jpg
Mercenaries II

Explanation: The developer was a fan of Technoviking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwsntHcWiy4).

its coming back to me