Foo - Man Cards for sale

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ModoVincere
08-25-08, 09:27 AM
Well, since its rather obvious from the thread started by Ravenmore that many a guy here in foo have handed in their cards, I am offering fake man cards for those times when you need to appear to be a real man.
Just post your information:
Name
Age
Address (optional)
And manly hobbies.
For the small price of 100 pesos (about $10) you too can appear to be a man.


Maelstrom
08-25-08, 09:28 AM
I know an 18 year old who look 14...he could probably use one for the time being :)

blond
6'5
blue eyes
150 pounds (I know its close to being not a man anyways)
Address - wherever the pretty women are
downhill mountain biking, moto cross, women, drinking, passing out, peeing himself, peeing on others, sleeping on streets while drunk, growing herb

Where do I send the 10$?

ModoVincere
08-25-08, 09:36 AM
certified funds can be wired to Account #1 tiajuana brass bank.
c/o man card transactions.


USAZorro
08-25-08, 09:39 AM
For an extra $10.00, I'd be willing to laminate the cards. :p :D

Tude
08-25-08, 09:40 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/badger1030/man-card.jpg

AEO
08-25-08, 09:55 AM
23
5'7/126lbs
manly hobbies... sitting and watching TV, road cycling, cycling in snow, soccer, skiing, snowboarding, dismantling and building model kits and machines, bike wrenching...

I'd need all the man cards I can get, my legs, hair and hands get complimented that they look girly by the girls :p

Ka_Jun
08-25-08, 10:36 AM
I want mine to say "McLovin".

Olebiker
08-25-08, 10:43 AM
23
5'7/126lbs
manly hobbies... sitting and watching TV, road cycling, cycling in snow, soccer, skiing, snowboarding, dismantling and building model kits and machines, bike wrenching...

I'd need all the man cards I can get, my legs, hair and hands get complimented that they look girly by the girls :p

I'm sorry, but soccer negates all of the other man card qualifications.

AEO
08-25-08, 10:48 AM
I'm sorry, but soccer negates all of the other man card qualifications.

I knew it would be a dragqueen!

JoelS
08-25-08, 10:52 AM
39
5'7/174
Alpine (as in hardboot) snowboarding, competitive shooting (and I reload all my own ammo), road and MTB cycling, I also make pistol grips, smoking pipes, and occasionally build furniture. I drive a pickup and have manly dogs, a lab and a mastiff. My garage is full of both stationary and portable power tools, including a 7hp, 80gal air compressor, table saw, bandsaw, 3 lathes, drill press, and many other tools.

Hmmmm, maybe I never lost my Man Card!

Olebiker
08-25-08, 11:37 AM
I knew it would be a dragqueen!

Yeah, right. . . you're 23 years old and still playing kickball. :roflmao2: At least you could offset it with some hunting, fishing, or trapping.

huhenio
08-25-08, 11:41 AM
37

6'1

190 pounds

bicycling, motorcycling, ruining stuff with power tools, cooking with powertools, eating beef products

FatguyRacer
08-25-08, 12:15 PM
I wouldnt put road cycling as a manly hobby. Especially if you shave your legs.

BTW - Soccer would rate higher on the man scale than road cycling. When was the last time hundreds of people were killed in a cycling riot?

Soccer to the rest of the world is as redneck as high school football in the deep south.

aprilm
08-25-08, 12:18 PM
Can I get one for ravenmore? :p

ModoVincere
08-25-08, 12:22 PM
Can I get one for ravenmore? :p

I really think you should based on that other thread.:innocent:

In the meantime, How you doing?

jsharr
08-25-08, 12:27 PM
Can I get one for ravenmore? :p

Do you want the one with the sagebush and roses on it?

aprilm
08-25-08, 12:30 PM
Do you want the one with the sagebush and roses on it?

No roses... he doesn't know how to give rose bushes love. Maybe a palm tree. With hearts in the corners, please.

aprilm
08-25-08, 12:33 PM
In the meantime, How you doing?

Great. :D Riding bikes, riding horses, riding... er, going out with the bf, finding jobs... :D Yourself?

ravenmore
08-25-08, 12:57 PM
Can I get one for ravenmore? :p

hey! :notamused:

ModoVincere
08-25-08, 12:58 PM
Great. :D Riding bikes, riding horses, riding... er, going out with the bf, finding jobs... :D Yourself?

Soy bien, gracias.
(giving you some practice since you're in Texas now).

ravenmore
08-25-08, 12:58 PM
In the meantime, How you doing?

HEY! :mad:


:p

ModoVincere
08-25-08, 12:59 PM
HEY! :mad:

So how you doing too? (just not the same emphasis):D

ravenmore
08-25-08, 01:07 PM
Great. :D Riding bikes, riding horses, riding... er, going out with the bf, finding jobs... :D Yourself?

yeah but she keeps wanting to use a saddle and stirrups. :innocent:

ravenmore
08-25-08, 01:08 PM
Do you want the one with the sagebush and roses on it?

Its a silverado sage damnit.

ModoVincere
08-25-08, 01:09 PM
yeah but she keeps wanting to use a saddle and stirrups. :innocent:

you say that like its a problem......you are gonna have to earn that man card now.

Olebiker
08-25-08, 01:13 PM
yeah but she keeps wanting to use a saddle and SPURS. :innocent:

Fixed it for ya.

aprilm
08-25-08, 01:23 PM
yeah but she keeps wanting to use a whip and spurs. :innocent:

Fixed again

UnsafeAlpine
08-25-08, 04:17 PM
Fixed again

Oh...ravenmore is a lucky man...